I like your #4. How true! A few more: -propotates janani janmabhuscha, and runs after another country's citizenship -hates dhoti but wears dhoti in all ceremonies -condemns ghushkhoris to show clean image eventhough part of you may have been brought up and educated with ghush money -claims equal right for all and tries to look moderate from outside but you know what from inside??? -worships when in power to any height and criticizes when not in power (example: Girija basing) -still thinks the Panchayat is revived and shouts the slogans coined during the P days.