Ok, here is the true story or let's say a joke, that happened not a long ago. I recently made a trip and found myself sitting just a row infront of a very talkative sardar in the plane. During the time for the meal, the air-hostess was going around asking passengers what they wanted for their drink. When she happened to pass me with her cart, I overheard her asking the Sardar what he wanted to drink. He said, "Water (waaaterrrrr), please," in a very thick indian accent. And then she asked, "Any Ice?" to which he replied, "No, Water." And I heard her say, " No I meant, do you want some ice." Well, I thought it was hilarious and thought about sharing it with you.