Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'!" ........................................................................................... Santa told Banta, "I bet that India would win against Pakistan and lost Rs 1,000." Banta exclaimed: "Yaar, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?" Santa replied: "Nahi yaar, I bet Rs 500 on that match." Banta asked: "So, what happened to the other Rs 500?" Santa repied: "Chad yaar, I bet on the highlights too." ............................................................................................... A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?" ................................................................................................. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for those who don't drink. Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. .................................................................................................... What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" What do you call an eternity? Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop. Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. Why can't Sardars dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone! What do you do if a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth! How can you tell if a Sardar has been using your computer? There is white-out all over the monitor. Why shouldn't Sardars have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. How do you drown a Sardar? Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. How do you get a twinkle in a Sardar's eye? Shine a flashlight in his ear. Why don't Sardars like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. Did you hear about the two Sardars that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter". Why won't they hire Sardars as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. Hear about the Sardar that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize he could play it at night. What happenned to the Sardar Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training