well here is one........... There was this rich girl in england who wanted to marry a man with a huge penis So, she put an add in the paper asking for applicants to send in their pics... well, one sardar was selected from india... Sardar was ready to go to england, he had never seen the girl. He decided to impress the girl, Since he had a large penis, he decided to wrap it around his neck and pull the tip of the penis from the top of his coat pocket(he was wearing a new suit), and put a rose in the blind eye. Well, Sardar got to england and the girl came to receive him at the airport, seeing a beautiful rose, she came closer to smell the flower AND suddenly the Sardar fainted..... want to know the answer scroll down.. not yet.................... not yet.............................. well, when the gorini moved in to smell the flower, Sardar got a hardon ( erection). since his penis was wrapped around his neck , his penis chocked his throat and he could not breathe.............