a sardar ji was invited to white house by g. w. bush... bush asked him to dig in his yard.. he keeps on diggin.. after diggin about 7 feet.. sardar ji finds phone wire.. bush says - see.. even back in those ol days we had phone now sardars turn... he invites bush to indian.. n ask him to dig.. bush digs about 10 ft.. n finds nothing n sardar says see.. back in those ol days we had wireless phone