No disrespect to GOD. If any body feel offended, I am sorry. One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Thamel and asked the bartender: Shiva: "What all do u have". Bartender: "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc." Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first. Give me 5 bottles of whisky". Afterhaving 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum. Bartender was shocked: "Who is this man, after having 5 bottles ofwhisky,he is still on his feet". After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin. Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him: "Sir, who are you?? I have seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almosthad 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"??? Lord Shiva: "I am Lord Shiva". Bartender: NOW HE IS DRUNK!!!