Beautiful one , Here are few from my end. A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a bottle lying near him and threw it at his wife. The bottle missed the wife and got into the neighbors? house breaking the window glass. Now both the husband and wife got embarrassed and went to apologize to the neighbor. Upon reaching the house, they found out a young man sitting on a couch with a smile on his face. Before the couple could say anything, the man said, ?I am a genie. I was enclosed in that bottle for many years, but you two have set me free, so ask for any three boons you want to and it shall be fulfilled. But against your three boons you will have to fulfill one wish of mine?. The couple were so happy that they didn?t think twice and presented their wishes. ?I want millions of dollars in my account?, The husband said. ?Done?, said the genie. ?I want diamonds in all my vaults?. ?Done?, said the genie. ?I want bungalows all over the world?, said the husband. ?Done?, said the genie. Now it was the time of the genies wish. ?So? the genie said, ?I have fulfilled all the three wishes you have said, and its time for my wish. I have not slept with a women for long. I wish to have sex with your wife. The couple got worried, but the husband explained that it was only a genie and it didn?t matter much to him. Besides the genie has given them a lot of things. So the wife consented. The genie and the wife had a lovely night together. Finally in the morning the genie said, ?It was wonderful but how old is your husband?? ?Why, he is just thirty-five? ?My God ?, said the genie, ?even at thirty-five he still believes in genies?. cheers, jorad ********************************************************************** Comments (6) Links Birthdays Chandu Veera Cool Links Pali aka Real Daddy Categories: General Bakvas Tech Support Time Pass Jokes Funny Videos Kool Sites Photos Money Matters Member News Search: Archives: December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 December 2004 S M T W T F S ? Nov 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Other: Login Register Meta: RSS 2.0 Comments RSS 2.0 Valid XHTML WP Powered by WordPress