Jokez What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. ********************************************* Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 ******************************** Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. ***************************** Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains. Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed. ************************* What do u call a fat woman waiting? moti vating ************* Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!! *************************************** Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho, Bhagwan Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho, ***************************************** What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage? Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!! ********************************** Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road? To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.