A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Not aware that her 9 year old son hides in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly one day, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company... Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "You sure? My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." - In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together... Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." - A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, son. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. Those things are nowhere near as much as you charged. You need to be taken to church so you can confess such a sin." They go to church and the father alerts the priest. The little boy sits in the confession booth and closes the door... Boy: "Dark in here." Priest: "Don't start that shit again