An elephant was in love with a she-elephant But the she-elephant got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very depressed One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Question: Now, which song would our hero sing? Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai." ========= Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Question: Why? Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. ========= One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty for all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. Question: What was he thinking? Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?" ========= Question: How do you "cut" roads? Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste". ========= Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Question:Why? Ans: Because Luv is blind. Now, Kush also jumps in. Question: Why? Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega! ========= Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai? Socho, socho. Question: Nahi pata? Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Co Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai? (This one's really simple...) Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi ========= A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. Qn: What is the question? Ans:( is a question again!!!) "So, which platform are you working on?" ========= Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India? Ans: Hindustan Lever. Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much? Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited. ========= In an elephant school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by. Question: What do the loafer elephants say about her? Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!! ========= Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata t Question: Uska naam kya tha? Ans: Adidas. ========= Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Question: Why? Ans: Because Tendulk ar is an opener. ========= Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan pooja and the Indian cricket team? Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai. ========= Question: Who is Joe? Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!" ========= The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Question: Which movie did he really want to see? Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai. Cheers Happy Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!