THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF NEPRICAN LIFE Hi Guys, Last time we thoroughly discussed the darker side of Neprican life. Now lets see some of the brighter sides: 1- In America, if someone cheats you, you just inform the government. And it is the responsibility of the government to identify the culprit and deliver punishment. (Nepal ma yesto kahile hola??) 2- Everyone in America is very honest to his/her work. HOnesty towards work is THE Mantra. 3- U study one semester in one college and next semester, u will be in another college. When you complete the degree, you will have already changed 10 colleges! Kasto - Ramailo !! 4- In America, if you dont have a car, better not go to the Grocery store. 5- If you are walking on foot in a downtown street, always keep 5-10 dollars with you in cash. If the Black americans spot you, they might claim rent (ie tips). If their request is not met, you might be shot. 6- If any American meets you at the Bus stop and asks you about your plans after college, you should always reply him that you are returning to Nepal/home. If you tell him that you are staying in US, then the Amricane will make a sour face and never ask a second question. If you tell him that you are returning home for good, the Amricane's face will suddenly shine.............He might ask you more friendly questions. 7- After 20 years, China is going to overtake Amrika. US economy will decline. So some very clever - "Chankhe" Nepricans have started to learning Chinese, to make their voyage to Shanghai more culture friendly. Of course, who will stay in A capsized ship?? "And of course China is our Cloooose Neighbor to the NOrth" What a great Idea ! Chetana Bhaya...........Hulaki UNcle