12/14/2004,Tibet (SheNN) After having a near death experience, SheNN, reports that Osama Bin Turban has been taking some buddhism classes in Tibet, where despite such cold weather, Bin Turban has not let go of his jaama(or whatever) and the camouflage. It is reported that after seeing Bin Turban in the getup even Buddhist monks could not help flashing a grin. Bin Turban after realizing that they were laughin at him, could not do anything except retort something in Afghani. Ear witnesses say they distinctly heardthe words bomb, Boeing 747, americans, sale and muzi in his brief outburst of anger. Bin turban had expressed his desire to get out of tibet after feeling humiliated by the Tibetan Monks. Ear witnesses report that they heard cries of allah,"why me" during the night in between sobs. He reportedly could not get out because some yeti actually thought he was the yeti's soulmate and is currently in the process of courting BinTurban with the intent of marrying him. After hearing that SheNN was coming to Tibet, Bin Turban sent this heart-melting letter of how he does not deserve what he is suffering through. The letter further states that if he can't get out in the next twenty days, he will have no choice but to marry the Yeti. -frozenhair(Correspondent at SheNN, Snow&Ice Dept)