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Posted on 12-31-09 12:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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  • Your last name stays put.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You don't have to shave below your neck.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • If you are 36 and single, nobody notices.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  Wish I can do that..
Damn it's good to be a man. Don't you think so? 
Oh..Add one more..Men are like puppy, so cute..Woman can control them in less than 10 seconds..


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Posted on 12-31-09 1:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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HEIGHT OF COMMUNICATION GAP


Sexy-In-Sari's husband comes home one night, and Sexy-In-Sari throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we  can't tell anybody."  

The next day, Sexy-In-Sari receives a telephone call  from  Electric Company because the  electricity bill has not been paid.  " Am I speaking to Sexy-In-Sari? "  "Yes...... speaking"   

guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" Sexy-In-Sari stammers.  

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the  guy .  

"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW  ?????"   

"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "

"GOD !!!!!!...... ... this is too much........ .."  

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"



"I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "  

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What  business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company ,  "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a
candle."


 
Posted on 12-31-09 1:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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what abt u??


· When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
· Women can talk to attractive members of theopposite sex without having to picture them naked.
· Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
· There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
· A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
· If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
· Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
· Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
· Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
· Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

And most important one

· Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.


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Posted on 12-31-09 2:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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 Plagiarism. Here is the link.


http://info.med.yale.edu/genetics/ward/tavi/jokes/100reasons.html


 


 

Last edited: 31-Dec-09 02:08 PM

 
Posted on 12-31-09 3:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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funny.. here is another one just for laugh :D





 
Posted on 12-31-09 3:31 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks 2.00 am  and you will get the award for your research. Why Nepali people can't just enjoy...always try to be OVer Smart...whatever they do..Indian knows how to put Nepalese kids under their shoes...
 
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Posted on 01-01-10 1:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey Sexy in Sari


Are you so loyal to Indian?


 


 
Posted on 01-01-10 6:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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dear sexy in sari,
find yourself in this video! and tell me how good u fell to be a women lol........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn0e6xA5G_8
 
Posted on 01-01-10 11:32 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey you faggot how dare you deleted my comment ..if you don't like commenting against you then go and suck some balls .....and stop putting your nonsense threads in sajha ...

Deleted comment : "Hey you faggot sexy in sari .your post don't make any sense  ..you are
the same looser who try to be over smart by copying others ..don't you
have any creativity useless creature , you dumb-A$$ plagiarist "

what a P A T H E T I C looser you are ..

 
Posted on 01-02-10 12:05 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good Lord!!! First day of New Year's KO Day Ma Pani Nepali Keta Haru Ko Boli Herana...Thats why SIS tells all the time, "Nepalese Guys are brainless". Guys, thanks for being a live example.
 
Posted on 01-02-10 12:37 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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When i was in Malaysia not long ago i met a Nepali supervisor who trained a new recruitment of a new batch of workers that just arrived from motherland, he with a plain statment said that here in Malaysia there has two types of Nepali , one is conservative and one is well educated. Each time he tried to teach procedure and explained jobs failed and he get fed-up.


Right here in sajha i understand what is all about. SIS may be is too substantial in presenting threads that cant be understand by an average readers, if SIS more subjective to the point also i think people still vaguely object the conscience of religous and gender principles that been threads out compatetive with the rights constitution  of ourselves hal ko kura.....hajur ..


 
Posted on 01-02-10 7:49 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?


    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!


    Wife: No darling, it means,


    With Idiot For Ever


    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******


    


    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,


    So I'd be in your hands all day.


    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,


    So I could have a new one everyday.


    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******


    


    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping


    Pills.


    Wife: When must I give them to him?


    Doctor: They are for you


    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******


    


    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.


    Husband: You should have known it the minute


    I asked you to marry me.


    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******


    


    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.


    So I bought 3 movie tickets.


    Wife: Why Three?


    Husband: For you and your parents


    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******


    


    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?


    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


 


 


k garnee....


    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******


 
Posted on 01-02-10 9:46 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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HEY SAJHA USERS>>>
sexy in trash is deleting all the comments on her thread that are little too touchy to her......

HA HA

again B I T CHH
U r P A T H E T I C 


 
Posted on 01-03-10 3:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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sexy in sari....think u r gay...all ur posting in sajha is against men..
u better post ur profile in craigslist or backpage - wfw
or maybe u already hv


 


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