Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever

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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.

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    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

    Pills.

    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you

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    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute

    I asked you to marry me.

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    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents

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    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

 

 

k garnee....

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