Question : तव नाम किं?
What is your Name?
Answer: मम नाम कान्छा: ।
I am kanchha.

Question : तव देवि: क:?
who is your goddess?

Answer: मम देवि सरस्वती:ळ ।
Mine is sarswati.


continueee................
http://acharya.iitm.ac.in/sanskrit/lessons/lessons.html
http://www.americansanskrit.com/
http://www.vedamu.org/Sankrit/sankritmain.asp (good one but you need to download)
http://sanskrit.gde.to/
http://www.ukindia.com/zip/zsan01.htm (step by step)

This is the only subject that stopped me from topping my classes in 6/7th grade .Not again!!!

hey i also know one
aaham pathsala gachammi.....heheheh lol

one line from Narad Khatioda's Gaijatre presentation:
Oho, Nepali bhashame lekhati, tum baachayeti!!

He he he i remember one - Ganesh modaka khadate.( ganesh laddu ? khanchan.)

चतुर: काक:

एकस्य सरोवरस्य तिरे किन्चित काक्: बिचरण: आसित्:(एउटा तलाउको किनारमा कुनै काग बसेको थियो ।)