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 Dora Signs Priyanka Karki To 90 Lakh Slacks Contract
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Dora Signs Priyanka Karki To 90 Lakh Slacks Contract

KATHAMANDU—In a move that added Nepal's pre-eminent actress/model/singer/youth icon/housewife/party animal to its group of endorsers, Dora undergarments signed Priyanka Karki to a seven-year, 80 lakh endorsement contract that included a 10 lakh signing bonus as well as the creation of a signature slacks line, Priyanka’s Secrets.

 

"Dora is ecstatic to sign the top star in Nepali movies," CEO and president of Dora-Nepal Rochak Mainali said, unveiling the "Priyanka’s Secrets" logo as damsel Karki strut up the ramp in her stilettos. "From Sunny Deol to Salman Khan, Dora has created formidable partnerships with the very best in movies. I can't say how proud we are to work with Priyanka, who is an extraordinary individual both on and off the set."

 

Calling the product “the perfect slacks for the modern woman,” outspoken actress Priyanka Karki claimed that her line of designer slacks was seamless for personal use as well as gifts. “The best time to give someone a fun pair of slacks is anytime. Whether your friend just had a wardrobe malfunction in front of an audience or you're all out for a night on the town. Nothing adds to the fun like a tiger-stripe -slacks that fits your hoo-haa just right. In Nepal, there is a cultural stigma associated with chatting about your innerwear in public – I am here to end that. Just lighten up and try these on!"

 

When asked about the recurrent complaints about camel toe instances from male and female customers, Priyanka Karki appeared perplexed. “I don’t follow,” Karki said. “How are camel’s toes in any way related to a comfy pair of slacks?”

 

Dora’s marketing personnel said that throughout the design process, Priyanka Karki has viewed her trademark innerwear as a lifestyle rather than a line of products bearing her image. Whether approving design sketches or choosing materials, the actress has emphasized the promotion of individual identity by insisting the Priyanka’s Secrets buyer should be able to customize their slacks with alternate color schemes or squishy butt-pads.

 

Despite being overwhelmed with pre-orders of “Priyanka’s Secrets”, Dora has maintained that Priyanka’s Secrets’ new casual line, “Booty-on-Scooty”, would be available for purchase in August.

 

 


 
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From henceforth Priyanka Karki will be known as Dora the Explorer!! Ki kaso?

Loved it. Are you and Sajha Onion the same guy?


 
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Dora the Exposer झन् मिल्ने.
 
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“Booty-on-Scooty” लोल असम !!!!


ग्रेट पिस Onion !!! किप इत अप !!
 
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Right on, Kiddo. Very witty! Dora the Exposer! 




Sajha onion and I aren't the same person. I like to think of us as two reporters working for Sajha news. He is a veteran, I am a novice reporter trying to learn the tools of the trade.


 


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