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 What do you do at Wal-Mart??
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Posted on 05-19-07 8:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I received this from one of my neighbor...Watch Out what you do at Wal-Mart....if you do the following, they might ban you from shopping there......Read and get some Saturday laughter !

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her
husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping
boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she
loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her
local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has
been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this
behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our
complaints against Mr.. Fenton are listed below and are documented by
our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5 minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a
carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he
began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it
as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
"Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!"

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper
in here!"

Regards,

Wal-Mart
 
Posted on 05-19-07 9:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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That was very funny man. Thanks.
 


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