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Posted on 02-27-08 8:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Cafe N

 


Welcome To Cafe N
Paradise welcomes you


   

 
Todays:
Thing To Ponder:
How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
 
Quote of The Day:
"They can because they think they can."-Virgil
 
Joke of the Day:
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.
 
Last edited: 03-Mar-08 08:33 AM

 
Posted on 02-28-08 3:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yo Nepte le ni jpt bhanna thalyo aba..khutta ma ubirakheko jastai cha ho? LOL

Mav, Nepte le po dinu paryo ni guru dakshina ta..malai..

 
Posted on 02-28-08 3:31 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.A quick hello to everyone including Sndy, Av, Npl2us, Mavs, Captain, Loote, Cleo, Amazing, Cerine, Danny, Juggy, Natya, Lemoney, TL.

Just following the trend of 90's :-)

Enjoy the melody! ;-)

Yeh ILU ILU kya hein?  A charbuster of it's time.

 


 
Posted on 02-28-08 3:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hi All................. :-)  Have a good one!!
Hiya doing flip_flop :-D (LTNS hai?)


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Dear All


I feel the information with you will have always potential to get used some time/somewhere in emergency
So just don't delete, Request you to read it completely & store in your brain bank. It may happen that
you've already received this mail in the past but its very important so better to resend it than not get it at all!

You could save a life.
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R


STROKE IDENTIFICATION:


During a
party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)


They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)


She had suffered a stroke at the
party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead It only takes a minute to read this...

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

 

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the '3' steps,
STR . Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.


The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.


Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking
three simple questions :
S
* Ask the individual to SMILE .

T
* = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg 'It is sunny out today').

R
* Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.


NOTE
: Another 'sign' of a stroke is


1.
Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.

2.
If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

….and it could be your own…..



 
Posted on 02-28-08 4:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dijju to your question-"khutta ma ubirakheko jastai cha ho?" i don't have any other choices but to shake my head up and down till my head resembles vibrating 'tuning fork' that we once used in physics lab. And it is just to say I agree with you. Otherwise, my own statement- The upside down they see are not 'upside down' in reality, but girls insist to be so. Guys on the other hand, never want to put it on the girls, and have been agreeing to the girls just to comfort them. This has been happening from parapurba kaal, and bichara guys have to agree." would be proven wrong ni hoina?

Hi Flipty, timi Lop maa pareyko jasto laagyo malai ta!!!! duitai lop songs? LLCC he he he

Cerine, i did 'em all without any problems.

Mavs, dakchina hoina peetai paiyela jasto laaygaya thiyo tara bachi chhu

Aight folks! gotta go now. will catchya'll later. have a wonderful evening!!!!




 
Posted on 02-28-08 4:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Cerine, very useful information. Thanks for sharing.

 
Posted on 02-28-08 4:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hi Sandy, lets rock, how u doing?

 
Posted on 02-28-08 4:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Me doing fine..how r u baucha?

 
Posted on 02-28-08 4:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Im rocking as usal :-)  it seems I know you very personally or let me put in this way we have already met.

Can I ask u one thing.......

 
Posted on 02-28-08 4:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yeah sndy, raise your both arms....good!
now smile...well done!
now  talk something................
khai? jeez, you failed the test. 911, helppp!!!! hahaha

mav,
LOL! me lootecrates? hehe....that line i picked up from Gazer's thread and modified it a bit to express what i was feeling yesterday about the weather...my writing is mostly robotic without much of soul or originality in it haha...wonder if gazer is reading this...must be cursing me for 'plagiarism'. oops, this 'p' word scares the hell out of me these days. Obama fever hasn't done me any good i can tell you except for those two things i take for granted: hope and change ;P

hello folks, whachyall up to?

hi flips/cerine/npl/amazing...and all the rest :D

okay, so here's the story. i saw someone in red saree yesterday and a song started playing in my mind right away...can't help posting it ...so here i go...wanna guess who the Lady in Red was? okay hint: she was wearing a red sari.....

...........made up of

..............................LEATHER............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sndy, you dance while rest of us will chillax and enjoy :D







 
Posted on 02-28-08 5:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hi Loots, how u doin? I heard u r getting life imprisonment, I mean getting married, ho ra? K ho yesto Chatt magni patt shaadi...
 
Posted on 02-28-08 5:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Amazing..shoot..I'm listening..

Loots, abui, u too? What's up with you guys today? Is it Sndy bashing day or what?

 
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LOL amazing, me doing good. heard you're DJing a show? nice nice..i've always enjoyed seeing others dancing. it's funny as well as interesting to see how your people shake their bums hahaha...which you don't get to see or notice as much when you too are dancing with them, hoina?....so, double bonus for you :D

and about life imprisonment, i think i haven't committed enough sin to deserve that punishment as yet :D...haha..

sndi,
la, jhan i was thinking you would love that song ,,,bashing re?
 
Posted on 02-28-08 5:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sandy, shoot gardiu ta? Feri shoot lager dhalne hoina ni hai, if u r living in the US for last 4 years then u might be the person (possibly) Im talking about (married and with a son-----by that time)......

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Hhahah Loots not committed enough sin re?? la la bhanna ta je bhane pani bhayo ni LOL......!! Sandy was offering me a DJ post in your wedding and she promised she would rock and roll (only in your wedding).....how is that? Ya dude, just working hard on this shake bomb bomb thing , if I cant make them shake katai mlai shake garne ta hoinan bhanne darr lagna thali sakyo LOL......, aaune ho Dance garna?

 
Posted on 02-28-08 5:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Amazing baucha, well well, do I know you uso bhaye? R u one of my cousins r kya..ko ho? Tell me..

Loots, malai kina dance garako ta? I love to dance though..so no katti hai..

 
Posted on 02-28-08 5:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sandy if so, we have encountered in Kathmandu once, to be specific in BALUWATAR. (Im talking seriously hai), only if your son's name start with J....

 
Posted on 02-28-08 5:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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It doesn't start with J Baucha..u got the wrong person here..ha ha..

 
Posted on 02-28-08 5:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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La thikai chha, Sandy sis tyaso bhaye
I was thinking u were the same person, She left Nepal 4 years ago, used to work in INGO Nepal (For her privacy, lets not take name of office), wonderful lady who loves literature (like you), watch bollywood stuff sometimes (and cry too), loves son more than herself ( i guess every mother does) and now lives in Texas. Ive not met her since. And I used to call her Didi, very down to earth and friendly lady....

Profile thyakkai milchha hoina?
 
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Ramro ramro ta milcha ni..ha ha..I'm not in Texas though..profile thyakkai milcha hagi?
 
Posted on 02-29-08 7:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Don't mind, Juss kidding!!

Maverick is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells Dr. Shirish that he's worry about getting seasick.

Shirish suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''

Maverick replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?''

The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water. "


Pic of day!!
Waiting for ya all!!


 
Posted on 02-29-08 8:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good Morning Guys,

How you all doing?

Juggy: Nice pic...I put ur joke up in the first post. I hope you dont mind

Sndy: How r u? (gyani bhayera sodhya)

Amazing: Whats up? Any new Roses?

Loote: I think we all have some philosophical side, just we seldom get into it.. btw.. perhaps not often with u...a reason may be... u always seem happy .. I dont often see that in people of forums and chat rooms...

Anyway.. Good going guys

 



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