Welcome to Café N Episode # 15



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Simple Rule of the place: "Be good and have fun"

You hit the nail, Rythm - I am one cold snake. My heart is so cold, it can be used as an anti-dote to global warming ... ha ah ha

I hope you will find great warmth and happiness in your life ahead. See, you should never have left Juggy

All in the Cafe spirit.

:)

Oh, my heart is torn into a thousand pieces and now it bleeds in sorrow.
The warmth and happiness I had wished for has slipped away in front of my eyes and yet the very reason of my sorrow wishes me a happy and warm life ahead. Ouch, I dont know how to deal with this unbearable pain stabbing at my heart!
Dost dost na rahaa, pyaar pyaar na rahaaa
Zindagi hame teraaa aitbaar na rahaa....

Captain H,

k ko bhau khoji ra bhaneko (O:
bekar ma gan gan (O:

miya bibi ko jhagda paral ko aago...

The voices in my head

Good voice: You heartless person, how can you stand and watch as a happless girl cry with so much pain? What have you done to her?

Evil voice: Hey, don't go soft and pretend to be nice. Remember you are not good at it. There are somethings you just can't do no matter how hard you try - that you are not meant for - like pole vault or love. Just forget her. Oh btw, she writes good shayari

Thapap - Hi! How's it going?

Hare ... me not bhau khojing, just having fun in the Cafe spirit ... honest!

:)

CH,
u r bhau khojing too much....
now mero suggetion manning bhane fakao aapni bibijaan ko aur lekar jaawo dinner winner pe (O:

bekar ma gan gan hoina.. feri... jyotika ko aatma lai bolaunu parlaa ni he hehe (O:

I agree with Thapap, you are bhau khojing with me!!
Sob sob... I dont want to talk to you anymore!
(I am cursing that evil voice right this intant!)

.With due respect to the understanding shown by you two hubby and bibi on this "annulment" process, we would like to add something, which might not interest you both but would definitely get our attention.

Per Cafe Development Ordinance 2007 Amended on August 28, 2007, First of all the "annulment" is not sufficient to separate a legal hubby and bibi anywhere in the Cafe world. There are so many other factors such as Alimony, Court Fees, Legal Fees for lawyers etc, to be considered when two ask for separation. Hence the term "anulment" along with those factors will be termed as "Divorce".

With the fact that, you two hubby and bibi are active members of Cafe N and are always willing to donate anykind of services such as stories, guff suff etc. we might change our mind and consider the case to be settled in "annulment" if either of hubby or bibi brings a nice story for all of us to read.

Sree Pashupati nath le hami sabaiko kalyan garun!

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as always
what do I know (O:

LOL camo... that was funny... so does that mean we can divorce but there is no annulment allowed? Black mailer!

poi ra jwai ko jhagada ajhai sakya chaina

addendum to the Per Cafe Development Ordinance 2007 Amended on August 28, 2007
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1. while writing stories they will have to maintain their identity as it is.
i.e. bibijan == rythm and
hubbyjan == captain hrithik == captain haddock

2. yo biwaha yesai janam ko lagi matro ho.. i.e. seven janam ko lagi hoina.. tesaile reincarnation not paaying

3. rule 1 and rule 2 ko paalan nagare ma .. aammi jaan le dhekro thyak lagayera naakhu jail ma chalani garibaksine...

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added
what do i know (O:

Oki Captain, Please write a nice story. I am really looking forward to reading it. And as you are the seeking desperately to be liberated, I am sure the story is going to be good enough. I think you are going to do a great job at it:)

One more day, Good Morning everyone. I see that I am the only one to get up and going at this hour! I got this horoscope thingie on a forwarded email, I thouight I would share it with you:

ARIES - The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.

TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - Irresistible

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.


CANCER - The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.


LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.



VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.


LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying...


SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.


SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.


PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always lets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

Good morning Rythm -

I have never really believed in horoscopes or astrology but agree with everything said about someone like me... ha ha (whatever my sign be) That's not to hard to do because all the things said are very flattering

So now the drama has come to an end, what's new with you?

How are the rest of the people doing?

Captain, you are supposed to write a story for the drama to be over!!

And why are you so secretive? You can tell us what your zodiac sign is :P. I heard from my sources that you are all about anonimity. You hate telling people you real identity or anything else about you for that matter. May I ask why?

.Ahem Ahem! Here comes an intruder again! LOL.

Good Morning folks! :-)

Rythm: As Captain mentioned above, those horoscopes are really flattering. I was so flattered when I read mine, LEO, and then realized it was similar for other zodiac signs as well. Thanks for making this morning the good morning. :-)

Captain: Still blushing? ;-)

Hello to rest of our gang!

Salute!

OK here's the ending.

As she stood staring at the setting sun from her bedroom window, she realized what a mistake it had all been. On one hand was Juggy, her husband, a man who loved her with every fiber of his being. On the other was CH, a cold and secretive person who was insensitive and indifferent to other people's feelings. What had she been thinking she wondered as she wiped the drop of tear that had trickled down her cheeks.

Isn't it supposed to be the other way - the husband cold and uncaring and the lover all warm and fuzzy? Something was terribly wrong with this story. This was not the story she, a seasoned writer, would have written.

Her doorbell rang. She went down to find Juggy home early.

"Why so early?" she asked innocently.

"Why? Are you hiding a lover somewhere?" he retorted playfully.

They both laughed.

"Just wanted to be home with you" he told her as he nibbled on some biscuits and sipped the tea she had made him. They both watched the sun dip into the vastness of the Pacific Ocean.

Tomorrow would be a new day and a new beginning.

*The End*

Khush?

Wow, and I love a happy ending..:) Capt. saab, u really should start writing..sachai ho..

Great to see my wonderful friends again...

Hey btw, kaun divorce shivorce karr raha hai?? Ammi se pucha?

Rythm, hmmmmmmmm, so I'm a LIAR huh?? he he..kya jhasanga bhaye ma ta..LOL

Camo bhaijaan, where's my gift?

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Good Morning Folks!

I was so flattered that I started jumping and down subconsciously!

Have a great day ya'll!