Guys ok this thread is all abt sms n stx stories im sure there are loads of them I mean tonss so share it tell ur stories abt stx n sms ( true stories)
Here goes mine:
School start hunu bhanda agadi bihana bunch of stx guys threw a rose on sms ko building( nirmal school tira ko side ko building) n the rose hit the window of my clss 9 “A” n miss uma subba came to knw abt it then she rushed to principal marget’s office ani ta hangama suru… stx guys sucked @ targeting well they did they were suppose to throw the rose at clss 9 “B” but A ma lagyo assembly ma sab clss 9 ko kt haru lai rakera devan anjana le bhasan deko “if u guys r so desperate go make a line @ street I am sure there are lots of road side romeos” re lol everyone was trying not to laugh their ass off. Ajja stx ko tyo bokas haru lai sms lerako lol prici talked to them n warned them not to hit sms grls hahaha it was hilarious
This did happenedin 2004 alikati exaggerated but true
Ok hope to see ur stories

tamang sis hajur le bhaneko o loota stuff i dun knw coz ur dherai batch thulo then me but stil yea those chamkiney kura n tiutra share hell yea thas lik pass down to genaration i guess hehe atti funny i miss that now n yea sms definately taught us sharin we use to even sahre that hajmola pachak lol i really miss those dayzz :(

I remember the monkey shop...hahahhaaa..right across the bus-stop.

would ONLY go to church during exams times hehehe..Remember mary's statue?

There were pine-like trees with three strands of stalk-like leaves in junior section. girls would chat and briad them during lunch time.

Anybody recall kaupoore sir? He used to teach weird dance steps for PT!!! :D But anyway he's a professional. I think I saw him dancing on the stage on ANA of 2005

And anybody took class with Gomes miss? hehehehe...she was good at giving slaps...I also got one from her...:( I think I was in class 1. She gave slap to everyone who forgot to bring math copy(the ones with square boxes)...The victims stood in a line to get slap..one by one...hehehehehehe.

I forgot the name of the vocational teacher who would love scolding everyone throughout the class...uttauli keti haru bhandai..hehehehehe...she was tall...kasto naam birsiyeko....But her classes were interesting....I still remember what she said....ghar ko sabai bhanda fohar huna sakne thau bhancha kotha ho...bhada kura namaji kana chodhyo bhane jhinga bhankancha.

Tamang Dijju,
white pants n butterflies **sigh** those were the days hai. Stx ko bus pass huda, ko ko bus bhitra pani thaha hunthiyena , but kapal chai milaihalnu parney, keti haru lai ! Yeso kaan ko pachadi zulfi lagera !! ;)...oh my god..talking about eating in class. Ma ta hareep thiyey tyo kura ma! Ghar bata bara banayera lyayeko ek din. Miss Gyawali ko class- samajik sikshya! Reading gara bhanera miss class ma round garirako thiyo. Desk kholera bistarai tiffin kholeko- aroma of the bara !! dammit :)..then ali kati tukra garera sathi lai dina aateko...gyawali ley "BB Ji --kya ho tyo tapai ko haat ma?" rey...ani i dropped it on the floor, and said "miss - bhui ma jhareychha"...then she SO cunningly said "aye..jhareychha? la tipera falnuhos tah" ....and i said "huss" and had to pick it up and throw it in the dustbin in the front of the class. Sabbai gurls khittititi hasera basbaad !!! :D...hahah

Sajhauser,

I dont think u r that much senior if u talk about Indu or Gomes. Mailey pitai khayeko bhaneko Miss Neeru ko. Homework book ma affai le sign gareko mailey class 2 ma (bachhai dekhi badmas k garnu), ruler ley gaala ma (miss ley haat agadi gara bhanda, "nai miss" bhaneko ley)..:))

great times though - :)

BB le kapal milayeko kura padhe pachhi ,
here is my confession
to reach my bus stop , i had to pass sms ko stop, god 7,8 , 9 and halfway through 10 i wished jmain fat jaye ..kan rato hunthyo,,,,and sob sob..no one would even notice me...lol

tamang diju ( had to say diju :P) yea i rem ms gomes she was my eng teacher clss 2 ho ki 3 huda but i rem gettin slap frm miss joti i dun rem y though but holyy molyy she was lyk a bulldog k nik nem tehi thiyo lol n abt stx klo bus pass hune BB oh yea i was in nagina ko bus she use to stare @ us bus aauna pachaina bichar hami chachi twalla chamkidai herna matra paune aru kei na kei kta haru chahi uff swearin n givin us the finger i duno y though it was fun i guess to show ur finger :S newayz yea it was hell of fun last sit ma w/out conductor manche haru lai jiskaudai miss it 2 much

AP98, dont say nobody noticed u! maybe someone did..kosai kosailey tah herera pani nadekheko jasto garya hola pakkai pani :) By the way, kina halfway through 10 matra? hmmm- halfway 10th grade ma k bhayo AP98?

so nice to hear you girls calliing me Dijjyu.. so traditional.. ma makkha ray kya ;-).. SMS girls know how to have fun the minute they meet another sms product.. it was at a party.. (all sms ko dalli haru) five of us were yapping about sms days, don't know who was listening..but all were talking..hehehe.typical sms hai....a lady in the corner coudn't resist and joined us.. she said aye..timi haru sms ko? ma pani ho she said .. we were all thrilled to meet so so senior dijjyu..all of us in a single tone asked her..hajur kun batch ko dijjyu? (our famous line when we meet)!!there she goes..batch satch na soda malai kayti ho..mero age patta launa lai..???next minute ..we were all rolling on the floor ..the way she said it..it was so hilarious!!

BB,
ko kahani sune ra yaad aayo malai pani....

Ghar bata tiffin lane. ani lunch break ma TT[ table tennis] khelna daudyo. ani tiffin chhai class ma khayo.
one of those days... in class 5. maile chhain ghar bata.. aalu dum, rice, mango ko aachar ani golbheda ko aachar. used to have those 2 ppl in a desk. so, maile tiffin box khole and upper half ma rakhera sathi lai diyeko. lower half ma chhai maile khai ra ko....
mi Basanti singh.. math teach le samate ko...
She was like .. thapap, chora. she used to call me chora. [ i am not her son but she some how wanted to adopt me] timlai bhok lagyo..aafu le ta khayo khayo sathi lai pani kuwayeko... la bahira jau ani tyaha basera khau. she put me outside class with tiffin. i was scared to death. if VP [ hira sir] of Principal[ coyne] would come. so was eating so fast u wud not believe. finished it in 2 mins. and stayed there for 20 mins.. before she called in.. I was lucky did not get any spanking that day (O:

another incident i remember

getting beaten up by BAIRAB sir [ may his soul rest in peace. he passed away ] when i was in class 7.. he was our sanskrit teacher.

he came running. and caught my hair and kind of drummed me in my back.. painfulll (O:

BB imagine why??? any bosy wanna try???

i recall bhairab sir,
he used to write the questions for the test and go to sleep.The whole class would score 18+ out of 25. Damn..chorera pani 18...just how pathetic we were in sanskrit.

sanskrit hunthiyo sms then tamang dijju thapap dijju and AP98 dijju u ladies are dherai batch senior then me i guess ma ta hajur haru le bahneko kohi sir lai chindina i neva graduated frm sms 9th grade samma matra thiye but 96 ko clss 1 b ma thiye ma may b then u guys were about to graduate hmmm

RG bahini..
i am not a dijju i am a daju.

BB..halfway thru 10 i just built up my courage to look straight..damn..pretentious...damn..

rockon..
ma pani timro daju nai pare...

there was this story "kalo Gufa" by khanal sir..

my all time favorite mystery story..it is even more mysterious as he never finised ..

if i get time in the future i will met him and ask him to finish the goddam story.

i wonder if anyone knows the whole story??

batch of 86/87 were the only one who heard the full story..
i knew a dai from that batch...

this is how a sms girl writes in nepali exam paper in slc. :P

question:

सप्रसँग व्याख्या गर्नुहोस्:
"कुन मन्दिरमा जान्छौ यात्री कुन मन्दिरमा जाने हो,
कुन सामग्री पूजा गर्ने साथ कसोरी लाने हो"

answer

प्रस्तुत लाइन हाम्रो नेपाली बूकको पेज नम्बर 156 बाट fetch गरिएको हो।
यो एउटा पोएमको लाइन हो, जुन पोएम महाकवी देवकोटाले राइट गर्नु भा हो।
यसमा मान्छे को बडीलाई टेम्पल सँग कम्प्येर गरिएको छ। मान्छेले टेम्पलमा जानु पर्दैन, बरु आफ्नो हार्ट र पोर मान्छेको सर्भिस गर्न बेटर हुन्छ भनेको छ । आई लाइक दयाट् पोएम भेरी मच्।

yet she manages to pass coz the invigilator has this perception that sms girls are cute and sexy hence cannot be failed... hahahahahahaha :P

no offence
LooTe

hey rockon wasnt that miss indu ur class teacher in 7th grade?? ok first day of school in 7th grade.. miss induu enters my class n she goes like in her tata ra mama accent :P no offense timi ta agi bhakkarr arko class ma thiiyo kasarii yo class ma ayekoo class changee gareko ho? kkasstto uttaulo keti re :S (murmuring in fear :( i said , "Miss the one u saw in ur 1st period class was my twin n the one whom ur seeing right now is her twin sister and thats me :) lol even though we weren't identical :S.... wonder wat she was thinkingggg :S n she chided me for no reasonn grrrr. anywayss.. i enjoyed every moments in SMS till 9th grade n i loved itt...........

lol at looteeeeeeeeeeeeee

DEAR saja user

who could forget kapoore sir . mora he was so utaulo ke , i went to miss GOMES class i think maybe i was in K.G. ani aha monkey shop tara we used to buy titaura not from monkey shop remember there used to be kaath ko pasal bau chora basne and that piro titaura aha i miss that.

ani girls do u remember 101 haha thats circle ke small bush ko .we used to go round and round during lunch time . ani oh that ke assembly ma bhanne ke re

OH MY GOD AT THE BEGINING OF THIS DAY ----------------------- HAHA soooooooooo funny ke miss those school days.

Rockon_gal

I too was ni NAGINA KO BUS . tara i must say she was nagin ajai jhan holi ko bela that deadly stare she used to give us cant ever forget.