Ok time for some riddles!

first one: Mt. Everest is in between Tibet and Nepal (or so I was told), so a rooster lays a egg right in the middle, which side does the egg fall on?

Replyyyyyy!

Will have more later on.

Here sum silly ones ;)

# How can you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator?
# How can you tell if there is an elephant in the refrigerator?
# How can you tell if there is an elephant sleeping in your bed?

Tut!

* Lady slaps Red with a larger rainbow trout *

Poor fish .

i love rainbow trout man if u slap me it will grill it but first, i will stuff it with corrander, tomato and onion with the hint of lemon and olive oil. I will then grill it and top with sauce( soya sauce, chilli, ginger, salt and vinegar)

served with the roasted rosmarry potato and veg

ok, good job! Makin me hungry! thanks!

Hahahahaha senor that was funny. Make sure u wash the fish before u cook it though, it has been passed around enough :p

Lady killed Redstone hijo, he comes back again, me confused, his second janma or is this a bhoot.

Where did the riddles go.

#My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers. Can you guess just what I am?

Hint: the answer is a precious stone.

Answer to Meera's riddle: Pearl in an oyster shell !

Meeru, bhoot pani bhagyo re so RED is the ....*whispers*...shhhh..elephant that I was talking above. ;) hence no one knws :D

Moneyminded.....there u said it....."IF" I slap in the first place :p:p


P.S. Meerruuu don't forget to check your refrigerator and bed !

hehehe lady le hasayo. lol......hehe. She got the answer. Redddddd someone's more better than u in riddles. Lady runnnnnn Red's behind u with the trout :D :D

Fish abuse, Pamela Anderson khoi ;)

Imagination ...was correct

Here is one more-
I am a round arena and I have three racers. They have different lengths and different speeds. There is also no winner. What am I?

Its damn easy.

a clock, kiwiland...

Answers for MEERUUU ;)

# How can you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator?
-- By the footprints in the butter. *dirty monkey paw prints*

# How can you tell if there is an elephant in the refrigerator?
-- The refrigerator won't shut close. * even dirtier and smelly tail obstructing the door*

# How can you tell if there is an elephant sleeping in your bed?
--- Look for peanut shells.*common factor between badars and elephants*

I could've sworn that

I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

answer was pendulum clock! i've heard it somwehre!! damn, i still can't believe its imagination!

oh yeah....Meeru , Red did ziddhi, THAT the answer was his "pendulum". He even wanted to have a bet. *which we have*

Now Red has to do whatever I tell him. * loser ko punishment was also metted out by RED himself*

Red, time to pay up! :D:D:D

what was the punishment?

Red's finally getting punished, should have been done a long time ago :D :D :D
Lady punish him from my side too, ramailo huncha ;)

Where are we at riddle enthusiast?

Aite, here'z one for y'all:

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince won't admit that he has one.
Clinton uses his all the time.
What is it? :P wink** wink**

Trivia!

Ashley is it : Sirnames ! * not to sure abt it...errrr*

Red the punishment what that the loser does whatever the winner wants!
Meeru help meh will ya!??? * me still thinking the worst thing that to happen to a badar*

Riddles for everybody:

What is the worst thing that can happen to a badar :D :D

hey meera...the worst this to happen to a badar is redstone....i'm jus taking it back to the july 4th ko story game....he knows what i'm talking about.....

Meeru, I can't find Red anywhere ! he gone into hiding ...that scary lil' shrimp !

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead!

Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Monkey see, monkey do!

Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure!

#1. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

#2. Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?