Under the chairmanship sabai ko Sajha King a Sajha cabinet has been formed as below:
Shuvachintak: Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Isolated Freak: Ministry of Home, General Administration, Parliament, Royal Palace
Poonte: Ministry of Transport
Sitara: Ministry of Women and Children and Education
PremCharo: Ministry of Tourism
Nepe: Ministry of Science and Technology
Ashu: Ministry of Information and Communication
Najar: Ministry of Health and Population
Dilasha: Ministry of Local Development

Thanks.

But speaking for myself, I am NOT cut out to be political minister -- on and off Sajha!
So thanks but no thanks!

Since I post in my own name, there is every incentive for me to post only that information which can be verified to be TRUE. Sajha folks have come to expect only verifiably true info from me, and I'll do my best to live up to that expectation.

And I don't even take the precautions to protect my jobs by ending my opinion-laden published pieces with a disclaimer saying something like "the opinions expressed here do not reflect those of the organisations where the author works!"

If you want to be a political minister in Nepal, you'd better start covering your tracks --
a talent others have and I don't. :-)

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That aside, if I were indeed the Minister of Information and Communication, I would:

a) Sell off The Rising Nepal and Gorkhapatra

b) Sell most of the assets of The Radio Nepal, and rent out the rest to community groups to broadcast their messages.

c) Ditto for The Nepal Television.

d) Allow foreign and domestic investment in print and electronic media, including Internet media.

e) Make sure that every Nepali has a postal address and an email address, and can use either address anytime with almost no interference from the state.

f) Allow foreign and domestic investment in the telecom area: so that prices will come down, services will get better and the monopoly of the Nepal Telecom will fall apart and millions more Nepalis have mobile and/or land phone lines at rates they can easily afford.

g) settle ALL media-related disputes through the Nepali court system and NOT througfh arbitrary decisions of the Ministry

You see, the idea is to DIVERSIFY media ownership, DEREGULATE the telecom industry and create extensive and various NETWORKs with the citizens.

After all, Markets with choices and competition and networks artound the
world -- not Maoism nor Monarchy -- remain the best friend of democracy anywhere.

oohi
ashu

Ashu bro is the only glimmer of hope among sajha intelligentsia at this state of emergency. I believe he's the true advocate of free markets and media, democracy and the basic rights of the people of Nepal.
peace..

ma cha Ministry of Transport re.... :D

barshoun samma mari mari tyampo chalaako balla kaam lagechha!

I, Poonte, on the capacity of Minister of Transport of the Kingdom of Sajha, hereby issue the following Ministerial order to all those concerned:

1. All high-ranking government members of the Kingdom of Sajha MUST renouce their NIssans and/or Mercedes and resort to Safa Tyampo for official transportation. Appropriate Royal Sajha flags will be issued by the afforementioned ministry to be hung by the silencer...ooops, I mean rattler pipes.

2. All mini bus drivers must be kupreko budhaas, and conductors must be chwak chwak tarunis.

3. There will be an annual Sajha Indi 700 race held on the birthday of our Maharaj San. All Thela gaadas, Rikshaas, Taangas, bail gaadas (in the Terai) will be encouraged to participate.

4. All female members of the cabinet will be provided one human donkey each from Kurakani district of the Kingdom of Sajha to carry their handbags.

As required, the Ministry of Tranportation reserves the right to issue these kinds of directives at a moment's notice.

Since we wish to present a democratic face, our 24-hour hotmline will be open for any suggestions on how to destry the transportation sector of our Kingdom. The number to dial is:

1-900-SEXY MINISTER

only US $5.99 per minute

US $5.98 with senior citizens discount

US $5.97 with student discount

and US $15.99 with Nepali Royalist discount!

Guuuuuuuuu Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Guu jasto Order pahile afno anuhar herera aijo, kutta.

1-900-SEXY MINISTER (afaile afailai SEXY MINISTER RE, ajo bihana aina herna birsis ki k ho)

only US $5.99 per minute (you wish)

US $5.98 with senior citizens discount (.01 cent discount re, mora vik deko jasto lagyo ki k ho?)

US $5.97 with student discount (.01 cent discount re, mora vik deko jasto lagyo ki k ho?)

and US $15.99 with Nepali Royalist discount! (Yo chahin they will surely pay)


Kutta morna ja, ani pahile afu safa tyampo ma heed ani tespachi government official haru ko official means of transportation bana.

Mananiya, Shree Kukkur jasto Poonte Mantri Jiu..................

LOL

Now, by the power vested upon me by the great people of the Kingdom of Sajha, trhough our Supreme Majesty of the Kingdom of Sajha, I hereby order a brand new hero cycle -- without a seat, so that the dandi goes straight up his arse eheheh -- for honorable disgruntled janata DCKETA.

Taaliyaaaaaaaaaaaan! ;)

[for those who maybe wondering, this KETO and I know eachother very well in real, and haamro yesto chalchha ke!]

Abbe, harami kutte! Haramzaada! Shreepaanch ke petticoat ke andar chhipke kyon bhonk rahe ho? Himmat hai to utar Central Park mei! Intazaar karungaa! agar tera gaand nahi mara to mera naam bhi Poonte nahi! Samjha????????

lol

Mananiye, Maan Thyasnii Mantri Jui Poonte

Jo bhok ta hai wo Katta nahin, Jo katta hai wo bhok ta nahin.


Central park, right on. what time.. i will give you pleanty of time to gather your Bhusiya Kukkur so that you can bring them too.

Ghan Marne ki baat, bahud khub kaha,

to phir kutte tum ko avi se pata hai ki ladai ki parinaam kya hone wala hai, abhi se 911 dial karo, aur squad team ko bi le ana, aur hospital meh bhi apne liye yek bed reserve karana..

hospital mei to phone kiya, jarur...aapne liye bed reserve kiya...

aur hamne masanghat ko bhi phone kiya...tere liye grave site reserve kiya! lol

ha ha ha ha poonte lye hasayo mari mari

"Now, by the power vested upon me by the great people of the Kingdom of Sajha, trhough our Supreme Majesty of the Kingdom of Sajha, I hereby order a brand new hero cycle -- without a seat, so that the dandi goes straight up his arse eheheh -- for honorable disgruntled janata DCKETA. "

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ha ha ha ha hasayo :oD :oD

Isolated Freak: Ministry of Home, General Administration, Parliament, Royal Palace


-4 ota mukhya mukhya mantaralaya ta alik chalauna sakinna... Griha, Samanya Prashashan, Samsadiya Byabastha tatha Raj Darbar Mamila!! Alik paisa aaune mantralaya bibhag chahiyo- Nirmaan Tatha Yatayat, Artha, Apurti..


Hahha poonte bro... $15 with discounts rey? yo ta alik black bhanda ni mahango bhayena ra?

a ha ha ha poonte lye hasayo mari mari

"Now, by the power vested upon me by the great people of the Kingdom of Sajha, trhough our Supreme Majesty of the Kingdom of Sajha, I hereby order a brand new hero cycle -- without a seat, so that the dandi goes straight up his arse eheheh -- for honorable disgruntled janata GreenGal. "

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ha ha ha ha hasayo :oD :oD

:O(

LOL

"...Alik paisa aaune mantralaya bibhag chahiyo- Nirmaan Tatha Yatayat, Artha, Apurti.. "

Mula, ISO! Balla balla 15 years samma tyampo haankera paako Yatayat Mantralaya maile! Khosna khojni?

$15 bata aekai choti $15000 lee dinchhu timi sanga, ani thaa paulau!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr eheheh

hain kya ho timiharu satta ko sajhedari aafai matra garne?????
khai hamro bhag ni???

yeso bujhda kheri timiharule malai prime minister ko lagi chodya jasto chha..tyo PM position chahi khali dekhiyo..aakhir raja le executive power chhode pachhi PM mai hune ta ho ni..

:)

Hahahahaha... Hasayoooo,

LMAO, Greengal le yo padera hasuthyo bhanera dekhako hola.. afulai nai parecha... LOL. Anyways,Sajha cabinet ramro cha. Nazar ra Dilasha le ta sanyass li sakyo jasto cha K.P bhattarai jastai.

Sitara's portfolio is perfectly matched, provided by the time she finishes her term, we would need, "Ministry of Men and Children and Education " :P. hehe.

Nepe, ji ko science and tech, feri alik bichar milena ki, mero pc ma virus and Nepal le banako pahilo missile pathaune ho ki? :p

Or
We can put Nepe as a opposition leader, Ashu and Nepe yeutai cabinet ma hola ra, LOL? Feri history repeats itself 28th govt. in 14 mths hola:). Mero dui paisa.

In Jest,
IndisGuise:)

P.S: GP ji lai Ashuji ko Sahayek Mantri, aka assistant banaune ho ki?:p
Hahahahahahaha LMAO.

hahah poonte bro!

$150,000 dinchu tyo Yatayat mantralaya malai diyo bhane...Yesto RNAC le naya plane kinne bhani ra bela ma..

ajsa01 dude,
If you would be PM, you would make a statement like
K.P bhattarai made alik modified version ma.

"Nepal aja ek mahina ma nai singapore bhaisakyo"

"Nepal donates $999 million to US."

"Nepal will host the World cup".

And the likes. After all you rumor about prachanda, baburam and bohara are infamous and still TATO in our memories.
For you," Ministry of rumors and fasle media."

Enjoy,
IndisGuise:)

ISO,

Ho ta? Dhobini kai chyaattyaa petticoat ko kassa?

Leu certified check from the Bank of China...lal mohar ko chhap samet haalera...10 wotai aunla ko chhap pani...haina, haina...khutta ko pani garera...20 wotai!

Thyammai US$150,000 (Ameriki dollar aek laakh pachaas hajaar) mattra...mero dhoka nira lyaipuryau...tehi nirai ful maala laaidiyera dinchhu Yatayat mantralaya timlai!

***Disclaimer: the package offer of Yatayata Mantralaya does include chwak chwak taruni secretaries! ;)

hahah poonte bro , ma panja patra gareko, laal mohar lageko, nishana chaap bhayeko Bank of England ko Nepali kaagaj ma chapiyeko cheque liyera aaula.. ajha tyasma $15000 + blue label + Royal Salute + King of Kings+ Dimple thapidichu tyo chwank chwnak secretaries diney bhaye.