Guys give the crooked answers but give logic to prove your answer.

 

There are ten birds on a branch of a tree. A hunter comes and shoots a bird, how many birds are left ?

 

 

Once again, it isn't as simple as you had heard in your childhood. Best of luck.

that depends.......either one or zero.......if that dead bird still got sticked and hanging on the tree, then it should be one..otherwise, all except that one must have flown away so zero is the answer.

The hint : there are more than zero birds and that too without including the dead one.

There is no definite answer so any humorous and corny answers are welcome.

Ok another question too:

Why was the maths book worried ?

maths book was worried because it has lots of problems.

How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

You are right raaz. The maths book had lot of problems.

Ok the answer to the first question:

Three birds were left. You can argue and add more ansewers that too with jpt logic.

1. One bird was deaf.  It didn't hear the hunter shoot.

2. Another one was Spy No. 1 : He discovered that the hunter had only one bullet and that too has been used.

3. Yet another one was the World's laziest bird; it didn't want to fly.

I know you won't be surprised if I say the bird that was hit was also alive since it was wearing a bullet-proof jacket.

 

Next question

What do you call a bird that has no eyes ?

 

 

BRD (bird with no i)

Raaj seems like we have the same source. :D

 

Now it's a racist one.

What do you call a white guy in a Ghetto.

Bhakunde bhut, I think its victim. Am I right?

What do you call a white guy in a Ghetto.== Ramro Neprican!!

Now next one:

How many whites are needed to fix a bulb ?

The answer is same as how many scientist is needed to fix a bulb.

May have lots of questions n answers.e.g.

How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

How many mother in laws does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer is same as how many scientist is needed to fix a bulb.

May have lots of questions n answers.e.g.

How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

How many mother in laws does it take to change a light bulb?

There are other light-bulb related jokes.

1. How many Sardars are needed to change a light-bulb?

The answer is twelve. One to hold a light-bulb and other ten to shoulder the one holding the lightbulb and then rotate him instead of rotating the bulb.

2. How many psychologists are needed to change a lightbulb?

It's one but the bulb should have real intention to change.

Bhakunde it seems like only 11 sardars are involved. Also what if the 10 sardars carrying one decide to do a "balle - balle".

Bhaley that was typo. I was afraid, lest someone figures that out and point the remaining one Sardar to me, I thought to edit.

Anyway, I am happy that the vacany got filled. Thank you.

Cheers!!!

PG rated.

Why didn't the egg want to be boiled ?

It was just laid by a chick and didn't want to be hard soon.

 

 

Why was a deer hurt in his  leg  when a sharp shooter  shotted him at his ear??

Bajey ko sekuwa tero prashna ko jawaf tero bhrastachari bau lai thaha hola