Why did sardar ji cuts the sides of the capsule before taking it??

well its obvious - to avoid the side effects

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sardarji was asked by a man
m- sardarji where were you born?
sardarji- punjab
m- which part
sardarji - oie kya part part karta hai, whole body was born in punjab.

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why was sardarji writing the exam near the door?
...........b'coz it was an entrace exam

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how do u recognize a sardarji in ur college?
- he will be the only one to erase notebook after teacher erases his chalkboard.

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how do u recognize a sardarji in submarine?
--- he will be the only one with parachut tied to his back!

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a court scenerio

lawyer - sardarji geeta te hath laga kar kaho ke
sardarji - yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya. ab fir geeta pe haaath.

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sardarji standing naked infront of the mirror.. tells his wife,, if i had two more inches, i would be king... sardarni ji.. says.. if u had two inches less.. u would be a queen..

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an englishman was invited to sardarji's house.. during the dinner, they were surving yogurt.. out of curiousity, englishman asks.. how that was prepared.. sardarji says " milk sleeping in night, in morning becomes tight"

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sardarji got married and along with his sardarni wife they headed to las vegas for honeymoon.. after all done and finished.. sardarji gave $100 bill. n goes like shit.. (she is my wife)...












in next 30 seconds he got the change back :O:O:O:O:O:O:OO:O:

Sardarji was on his way to work and he accidently slipped on a banana skin. Next day, he saw the same banana skin in the middle of the road and said to himself " sala aaj bhi phisalna padega"