JOKE OF THE CENTURY!!

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Folks it's just the copy paste. A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied, "Honey!! because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."

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You must have the whole roof fell on your head to come up with a shitty joke like this one.

Mr. August

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Not Funny!

MrCOOL

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If you don't have a bit of humour left in you (probably must have forgotten to laugh), that doesn't mean you come up with such a mean comment and tell everybody where you come from and where you belong.

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dude, you should really consider changing your name! You're no where close from being cool.

b2d

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Let me know when its time to laugh.

sweetest_sIN

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Sooo Mr. UnCool :P

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MrCool..pretty crackn joke if u ask me haha..dun think have ever heared/read this one before.. seriously!if jokes takes too much an intellect to understand..that be quite a..err..joke eh?;oP hehe.. anyways anymore?well even if its lame jokes for lame ppl!we got one here..others chai lukey ko cha jasto lagcha ;oP good day!:oD

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oops was about to go when i remembered this.. well i cant really remember word for word..but the creator of the simpsons(wats his name?) used to once write tag lines for horror movies but quit cos he was so bad at it(thats wat they say :oS) here are a couple he suggested for the movie "Return of the living dead"(anyone remembers this movie?used to send me shivers down my bone when i was younger and quite a yellow bellied chicken ..now a more full grown cock re kya ;oP haha) "First they want to meet u ..then they want to eat u" haha and this one really cracked me up :oD "Why did the zombies cross the road? to get to the other side - to eat some humans" wahahaha lame?maybe!but still funny aint it?well if u dun think so!u bloody zombie!!wake up!;oP hehe..ok before i become a zombie in the morn! good day!:oD

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Katzi, I am Coool or Not it really depends on who am I dealing with.Furthemore, I have given you the COOL answer for your mean commnet..wasn't that..? If you can't appreciate other's affort why don't you realize it and try to grow up.. kids

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You're right - the comment was really COOL. As a matter of fact, it was as cool as your joke of the century was. And I truly appreciate your effort of posting the joke of the century here for us; I bet that other Sajha users must have genuinely appreciated it too. I am also realizing it (?) and trying to grow up from your last posting. Duh?

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I forgot the joke but it goes something like this.

son asks, mom why is my sisters name, Rose.
She was concived while we made love in a bed of rose.
why is my brother's name cornfield.
because he was concived while we made love in a cornfield....

but why are you asking all these questions, Torn Rubber ?

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Mr cool's joke is like a broken Refrigerator------------------- very UNCOOL.

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Joke of the day?????????

Two old biddies were talking about their lives with their husbands since moving to a nursing home. They both agreed that life was good, but Ethel was rather upset because her sex life had really died. Mildred said that her sex life was great.

"The secret to great sex is this," Mildred couseled Ethel. "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that, he gets so excited we have wild sex the rest of the night!"

Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"

While Ethel's husband Harold is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.

It's not too long before her Harold comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, he yells, "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"