Shut the fu(k up

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fu(k'. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, 'fu(k' is the only word that is referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. 'fu(k', as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word fleichen which means to strike. In English, 'fu(k' falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for instance: "John fu(ked Shirley". As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fu(ks". It's meaning's not always sexual: It can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the fu(king work". As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too fu(king much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is fu(king beautiful". As a noun: "I don't give a fu(k". As part of a word: "Absofu(kinglutely", or: "Infu(kingcredible", and, as almost every word in the sentence: "fu(k the fu(king fu(kers". As you must realise, there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'fu(k'. As in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fu(ked at the used car lot". Dismay: "Aww fu(k it!" Trouble: "I guess I'm really fu(ked now". Aggression: "Don't fu(k with me buddy!" Difficulty: "I don't understand this fu(king question". Inquiry: "Who the fu(k was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fu(k is going on here". Incompetence: "He's a fu(k off". Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fu(k yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "fu(k YOU!" http://www.edict.com.hk/vlc/listening/montypython/useframes.htm