Long live Bachelors
Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only
thing in life !!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.
--Sam Kinison
( i loved this one )
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.
--Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary? " She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
--Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.
--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs... .."
--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said,
"Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled " It really works ! "
1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"
2. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature
3. How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up
5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares
6. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... it has never happened
7. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
8. What's the difference between a man and E.T?
E.T. phoned home
9. What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer
10. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !
11. What did God say after he created man?
I can do better
12. What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business
13. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist
14. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
He bronzed it
15. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"
16. Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
17. Why did God create man?
He needed to practice
18. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions
=P
I am supposed to write it yesterday immediately after when I saw this post. But since I had already posted a maximum of 20 post within 24 hours, system didn’t allow me to write this….But now I am here kick Some Smart ASSSS***SS
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"
There is a no paper for woman.
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature
First take a look on you……
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares
When he gets married.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... it has never happened
Woman are supposed to do so.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !
Woman don’t have half even.
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better
And he made worst mistake by creating woman
What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
No mind 2. No business
Woman makes them to do so.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
He bronzed it
Look at the history…… men got more than women
Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
And woman are there to change that.
Why did God create man?
He needed to practice.
To create a devil….that’s woman.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions
And always led the crew to the wrong direction
He HE HE HE HE
All post are all welcomed…….
Correction
Hey fox,,,,, i would like to correct this One
[WRONG]
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares
When he gets married.
[/WRONG]
[RIGHT]
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares
Before he getting married.
[/RIGHT]
two geese,2toads and two WOMEN make a market.............
U R HIDING sweetest_sIN . I M WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT DISCOVERY....
HE HE HE HE
UFFFFFFFFFF
do_not_remmeber_me i could do the same but.....i rather not :P (wouldnt want u to vry to ur mommy) lol
but the bottom line is that WOMEN are the best !!!!! no offenses guys.
sweetest_sIN,
that's very true. women are the best. {everybody knows who have cherished those moments}
How many rings you get for marrying a woman?
1. Engagement ring.
2. Wedding ring.
3. Suffering
भर्खर बिहे गरेकी श्रीमती: चन्द्रमुखी
एक बर्ष पछी श्रीमती: सुर्यमुखी
त्यसपछी श्रीमती: ज्वालामुखी
Only the people who are not straight and/or have mastered the art of self-pleasure will keep dragging the opposite sex into the mire. LOL.
Man fits a woman like a noose fits a neck (on the gallows). Hehehe.
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