A man has lost his urge for sex after years of marriage. He seeks advise from his mate in the pub. His friend explains that he needs to remind himself of the scent of a women’s fanny!
So that night while his wife is asleep, he rubs his fingers on his wife’s snatch, and then wipes his moist fingers under his nose. Starting to feel the urge again, he nudges his wife, ‘Wake up darling’, he says ‘I've got something for you’.
She wakes up, turns to him and says ‘Why did you wake me up to just tell me you have a nose bleed, you silly!’