Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'Saale teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'Saale to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'

Angry Santa to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No Papa…
Santa : Neeche mat dekho. Look at me.

Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"

Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai, meri ungli chod"

Women 2 sardar:What is the time?

Sardar replied the answer and was slapped.

Why?

He answered bra pantees(12:35).

Teacher: “Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories?”

Santa: "Madam, Blue Films"