Are you planning to fall or are you already on the ground? If the former, change your plans. If the latter, get up, here is  a hand! Thutt! Ke ke pani sodhi raako!

And be specific too: What Indian?

Keralian? Stay away!

Bengali: Yuck!

Madrassi? Dubo khanchha rey tinarley ta!

Tamil? Noooooh!

Sikkimey? Go for him!

Gorkhey? Go for him!

Naga, Mizo, Khasi, Ladakhi? Thumbs up! Go for 'em.

Any other hard-core "indian"? STAY AWAY! Dukha pauchhau naani!

Also depends on what kind of a nepali you are! If you are a baaaahun or a chhetri, you may be able to adjust. Shaha, rana khandaan ko ho bhaney chai rajasthaani haru khoja... salakkai mili halchha!

All in jest hai!