This is my real incident with a room mate who is accidentally a Punjabi. He is a software engineer. I have been staying with him for more than three month. Before knowing him personally I used to think; jokes based on Punjabis are just imaginative but now I am sure that these jokes have some logic behind it. Some real time incidents with my Punjabi room mate 1)This guy is so dumb that one day he was asking me where Mexico is. (he asked this when me and my Indian friend were discussing about NAFTA) 2)While watching Hindi movie, when ever he sees some Indian girls in a bikini, he stars swearing at those girls. ( he uses ?behen dee takki? to swear a bikini girl) 3)He never eats halal mutton. But if we cook halal chicken then he is the first to attack. We asked him why you don't eat halal mutton. He told us; "I hate Muslims and the way they kill weather goat." (What about chicken?) 4)He goes to disco every Friday night. He dances very well. Americans start laughing at him when they see him dancing with turbine on his head. (one night one guy hugged him and said ( I ain?t have no hard feeling with Bin laden dude") 5)He recently brought convertible BMW. So evey weekends he tours New Jersey metro area plying Panjabi song in a full volume. If any Nepali guys from NJ have noticed sadar ji driving BMW with loud Punjabi music then he must my room mate.