Got it by email.....

HAMAR NAYA NEPAL   
 
National Anthem:           Hamar Desh Pyara Madhesh
 
 
National Cuisine:               Sattu
National Drink:                 Gudwa ka sharbat
National Festival:              Chatt ( In Lieu of Dashain)
Second National Festival: Holi ( In lieu of Deepavali)
                                                Celebrated for a month with shit, cow dung and mud
 
National Weapon:         Baans Ke Latthi ( Ek haat mein talwar doosra mein dhaal.
                                                                 Duno haat khali nahi to lade kaise?)
 
National Language:        Bhojpuri
National Pastime:          Calling Bandhs to teach the saala pahadiyas a lesson.
National Transport:       Bayel Gada
National Sport:             Kidnapping, Extortion, Wife burning
National Hobby:           Corruption ( On the footsteps of our Vice President)
 
NATIONAL CHARACTER:   Indiscipline
 
Cheers and have a good time   JAY MADHESH HAMRA DESH

That's what I got it... kinda funny.... might happen as well... likelihood is pretty high..