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Posted on 08-04-05 5:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Some years ago in Nepal, I had read in WAVE about "heights of ......". I have forgotten all except these two. If you know others, please add. HEIGHT OF FASHION- SAREE WITH ZIPPERS HEIGHT OF POVERTY- REUSING CONDOMS
 
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Posted on 08-06-05 2:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!" Keep rolling...
 
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>>Nepe Here you go : http://arch119.kicks-ass.org/nepalimp3s/topnepalisongsjuly.html (A list of the most downloaded songs until the end of july . It's a bit old but statistically,things shouldn't be that different at this moment too.)
 
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Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest. Height of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
 
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height of noise: 2 skeletons making noise on the tin roof!!!!!!
 
Posted on 08-07-05 6:12 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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my height--6 feet
 
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ooopsy that was: 2 skeletons making love on the roof..heights of noise i.e. heights ofpain: sliding naked on a sharp blade heights of idling: sticking to sajha.com 24/7
 
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height of unfunnyness: nepe's lauuuung story of charily [sorry nepe :-)]
 
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height of sexual frustration - shikhar
 
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oki some heights thingie that I like: Heights of darkness: A black man sitting in a coal mine and drinking Pepsi! Heights of Tinyness: A dimple on a pimple on the right butt of an ant!:D Heights of Cleanliness: A woman sending a used tampon for dry cleaning! (oki this is the second time I am posting this,... I wonder why it did not work the first time!)
 
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Height of funny typo: In Nemesis' sentence: "Height of unfunnyness: nepe's lauuuung story of charily [sorry nepe :-)]" In jest, of course.
 
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Just as a refreshment after a long and tiring day, which happens to be my regular schedule these days! :) Height of patriotism: Mahatma Gandhi using a khaaki condom. Height of frustration: A guy running around a tree trying to screw himself. :)
 
Posted on 08-07-05 8:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Height of पुन्टेदाइ : २ फिट ४ ईन्च :P अब पुन्टेदाइले धोबिनीको पेटिकोट च्यात्नि भए, भागssss!!!!!! भउते !!!!, भागssssss!!!! :) :) -भउते
 
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HEIGHT OF BORING WRITING: Ishwor Ballav "आज फेरि कोसिस गरेँ " मैले आज फेरि कोसिस गरेँ ईश्वरवल्लभको लेख पढ्ने कोसिस गरेँ आज त कीर्तिमान नै तोडेँ पहिलो हरफ पूरै पढेँ ननिदाइकन पढेँ । शब्दकोशहरू सबै चहारेँ, तर वाक्यहरूको अर्थ कहाँ खोज्ने ? साथी हो, बृहत् नेपाली वाक्यकोश कहाँ छ ? मैले आज फेरि कोसिस गरेँ ईश्वरवल्लभको लेख पढ्ने कोसिस गरेँ ।
 
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Gautam B, You must have spared yourself from reading Ishwar Baral.
 
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Houston, I haven't seen Ishwor Baral's writing in recent publications (may be I don't read much). Yes, he is also boring, may be much more boring than Ishowr Ballav.
 
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umm height of Mount Everest 8,850 m uhmm uhumm?
 
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baby is your brain phat too or whut b.cos I said that already.
 
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Got these from a website; HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.' HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT: A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply. HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS: A person sending email to himself. HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match . HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain. HEIGHT OF BROWSING: U r swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?" instead of shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim...
 
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Height of unemployment: Cobweb in a whore's pu**y
 
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height of competetion - peeing next to niagara falls height of tolerance - one hand man hanging in cliff while his balls itch.. height of having nothing better to do in life - posting height jokes in sajha yb
 



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