Some years ago in Nepal, I had read in WAVE about "heights of ......". I have forgotten all except these two. If you know others, please add.

HEIGHT OF FASHION- SAREE WITH ZIPPERS

HEIGHT OF POVERTY- REUSING CONDOMS

Height of annoyance: Two bald man fighting for a comb :)

Oh yes,

HEIGHT OF SALESMANSHIP- SELLING COMB TO A BALD MAN
or
SELLING SUNGLASS TO ESKIMO

Height of noise: Two skeleton making lop on a tin roof
Height of patriotism: Gandhiji using a Khadi condom.
Height of contrast: A man peeing in front of Niagra Falls.
Height of revenge: A bastard making holes in the condoms in a condom producing factory.
Height of confusion between the two worlds: Saying LOL when u find something funny in real life (ok I made that up)
Height of chatting: A fren of mine said he once chatted straight for 18 hrs re (dunno how far that's true)

Will post more when I remember.

Interesting postings meera.

Height of honesty: A pregnant woman paying for 2.
Height of stupidity: Peeping through a key hole in a glass door.

Height of Intelligence- Meera...thanks for ur funny posting...

Why is selling sunglasses to eskimos the height of salesmanship? The eskimos could use the sunglasses to ward off the excessive bright light on the snow.

Height of mount everest, 8850 meters.

Height of Cheating: Pushkar Shah keep on increasing Kilometers he claims to have biked in his website, althoguh he and his bike were riding carts, ships, aeroplanes, buses, taxis.

heights of pain: a man sliding down the edge of a razor blade, using his balls as brakes.

heights of revenge: a man in a condom factory with a needle.

heights of stupidity: a kaale south indian wearing a white kurta and asking for a color photograph.

Height of innocence: A teenage girl rubbing her nipples thinking they are pimples.

Height of democracy: Lalu Yadav
Height of noise: 2 Indians in a bus
Height of technology geek: Birds using elevators

Height of courage - two homosexual cannibals giving each other a blow job
Height of technology - An Indian in a whorehouse with a credit card
Height of Shakespeare - 5' 2"

Height of crybabies - People moaning about others from the comforts of their room :)

Height of destruction and devastation in Nepal - The story of a beauty turning into a ugly duckling!

Caio

RT

Height of Tall Nepalese Guys/Girsl- "Pride and Prejudice...!!!"

Very interesting postings.
One of my friends used to switch his computer off when he lost in chess with it. How to write this?

Height of .................... : Switching computer off after losing in chess with it

Height of MPD(multiple personality disorder) : Nepe and Ashu being the same person.

arch, that was cute. :D

Mahisasur,
I am sorry but I want to take you this height
" Height of technology - An Indian in a whorehouse with a credit card " to more higher level.

Height of Techonoloy - A whore with attached credit card swiping tech, between her butt chicks.