As a Nepali citizen, I am impressed with the achievements of the new government in
the last three months.

The government's achievements are many and varied that as a mere mortal, I am having difficulty to keep track of all its activities.

As a simple solution, thought I'd start a list of all its achievements so that we
can all take pride in the government's efforts toward making Nepal a "multi-party
democracy, a pro-free market country" and so on and so forth.

The list below is UNRANKED, and contains ONLY what can be VERIFIED to be true
from PUBLISHED Nepal-based newspaper accounts (so I am not making anything up!)

Drumroll, please . . . . .

The government's achievements since Feb 1 2005

1. Shutting down mobile phone communication in Nepal.
2. Allowing Maoist-affected Nepalis to camp out in Tundikhel.

3. Shutting down FM radio news broadcasts altogether.
4. Teaching newspaper editors that they are accountable NOT to their readers but to bureaucrats and military personnel.

5. Appointing those as Zonal commissioners who respond to those in power.
6. Declaring the days on which the King files in and out of Nepal to be public holidays.

7. Stopping intellectuals/professors from attending seminars abroad.
8. Arresting politicians while renewing commitments to multi-party democracy.

9. Planning to give all Nepalis their individual computer IDs.
10. Making a promise to hold municipal elections by the end of this year 2062. [Earlier, there had been another public promise to hold general elections by the end of 2061,
but let's not talk about the past.]

11. Saying that it is about to put an apparatus in place to issue peace bonds to raise money.
12. Saying that Nepal does not need foreign aid [and this statment came from Patriot Number One K N Bista, who has worked his political and Chinese connections to make sure that his family members -- children and grand chiledren -- are well taken care of
in foreign countries.)

I could go on, but with these TRUTHFUL achievements of the present government, let me stop and sip some Starbucks coffee.

oohi
ashu

Newuser,

It was not Ashu who wrote 'in a language that even third-graders
can understand" to mock the reader's intellegence but it was M.P who did so to mock Ashu's sarcasm in the first place.

Mr AshuToss,
Could you please stop submitting your thesis here. You are not going to get brownie points here nor are you going to get an A for your paper. We all know who you are..Heh heh No need to prove yourself time and again by submitting papers with no closure. All you do is talk anyway(baat hi baat mein Sona ka Mahal bhi bantahai samjhei kya beta Ass-u-toss).

Ashu Ji,

On February 6, 05 I wrote:

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"Posted on 02-06-05 3:33 PM Reply | Notify Admin
Ashu Ji,

What is your official stand on the current situation in Nepal (sorry couldn?t find your thoughts anywhere)? Or you are again sticking with your "I opposed it before I supported it" philosophy.

By the way how Dhaka is treating you?

Thanks in advance."
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I am happy to note that "You are opposing the new govt (King ?), before you opposed and supported them"

For me I am back to the Yard, still need to find wher Osama is hiding. This "google search" is not yeilding any results! Dang!

आशु,

भनने कुरा भनिहालम...

वधाई छ achievements लेखनको लागि....

चनदर विनदु राखनोस है समहालेर...
यसरी achievements वढदै गए वेलामा काम लागला।

Ashu, probably you don't belong here... go and write in the "Sajha Writers' Guild". That section sounds quite elite and hi-fi.... although i never went inside to read. Stop your long list in thsi kurakani. No body understands you here... may be Sajha Guild visitors may understand you. Good Luck.

Hurray wrote:

"It was
NOT Ashu

who wrote "in a language that even third-graders can understand"
to mock the reader's intellegence

BUT IT WAS M.P.
who did so to mock Ashu's sarcasm in the first place"


[Note: Block letters above, my addition -- Ashu]

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Thank you Hurray for setting the record straight.

I appreciate it, and am glad to know that there are people like you who do READ
the postings and see what is what for themselves.

Thank you.

As for M.P:

Iif you really believed, as you displayed in your extreme touchiness in postings above, that your schoolay dai's reputation can be destroyed by a GENERAL remark (with which Dinesh Prasai, whom I know, is likely to AGREE with, given his past attempts to expose corruption that goes on in donor-funded human rights organisations in Nepal), then, I am afraid that you have:

a) very little faith in Dinesh's work and

b) zero undertanding of how money gets actually slushed around in Nepal in the name of human rights organizations, most of which have been miliking the donors for long.

Peace!

oohi
"The original M.P - MIsunderstood Poster"
ashu

मतलव के भने यो पापी emergency rule को achievement वढदै गए आशुजीलाई पनि आसुँको धारा दिन के वेर भनन खोजया....साचोँ कि झुटो हो समयले वताउला-----

विदेश भ्रमण वाट राजा आउदाँ जादाँ विदा गरन परने यो के समय सुहाउदो चलन हो???
देशलाई यी चाटुकार चापलुसीका हसतीहरुले कुन युगमा लैजाने हो????

असहमति प्रकट गरदै रहनु होला --- पढेर मात्र भेपनि साथ दिउलाँ।

Somebody wrote above that Ashu got married.


Really? I mean, c'mon, for real? Guff dya hola... hoina? I guess I should not be surprised, but myan, ho ra bhanya? Pakka ho? Hyaaa... hoina hola. It is hard to believe anyway.

:-)

He got married to this gal named Airy Palms. Didn't you not hear that ? with a life supply of Hand lotion.

Achievement #?? -- emergency lifted!

Ashuji,

Please continue updating the achievements of this Sri Panch Sarkar. We no longer have Sri Panch ko Sarkar now.

Guys who do not agree with Ashu have no right to ask him stop posting even in this Shankatkaal. If you have different arguments then post them instead of asking somebody to shut up or shut up yourselves.