I got this forwarded email. Thought it worths posting it, afterall it's friday folks...enjoy!!


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little..
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next.." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Guess what!!!! I never read forwarded message....You have patience...i haven't to read the message...Although post is nice....Keep it up.

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not santa
At 5th floor: It's just 5 floors I won't die!!

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Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u exchanged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth..

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SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

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SARDAR: YAAR! YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHAR KAISE AA JATE HAI?
2ND SARDAR : OYE! PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI

Jokes are very funny! Thanks. :)

Just curious, but how would you bold the letter when you post a thread in Sajha? Mine doesn't let me..!

:D:D:D ek lota paani ...that was funny !

Smart Guy + Smart Girl= Romance
Smart Girl + Dumb Guy= Affair
Dumb Guy + Dumb Girl= Marriage
Smart Guy + Dumb Girl= Pregnent

Slackdemic thanks for reading the post.

To write in bold let me give you this example. I am gonna write with one error, which will show you how write it.

< b> Thanx Tyra for reading the post

In there I have put a space between "<" and "b".

Now if you write that without the space between "<" and "b", it will come out to be

Thanx Tyra for reading the post

I hope it will help.

Nice one frequentflyer

oops!! mistake

< b> Thanx Tyra for reading the post.

you can see space between "<" and "b" and space between "/" and "b". Now if you write without the space it will give you:

Thanx Tyra for reading the post.

I hope it will come without any error.

phewww!!!

hatteriii!!!

Slackdemic....

<_b_> Slackdemic <_/_ b_>

Take the underscore out and don't keep any space will give you

Slackdemic

milyo ta holaa ni, this is my last try hai...I am also a newbee in this thing.

so confusing .pheww .... .ali bujhaera lekha ta camo. i too, dont know how to bold the text.

testing....

bold

underline

italics

<_b_> Slackdemic <_/_ b_> maa underscore haru, I mean "_" harulaai hataau. and there should not be any space. This will give U

Slackdemic

aba,

if you put "u" in place of "b", it will give u underline
if you put "i" in place of "b", it will give u italics

Camo, this might be easier to explain:

Thank you! Camoflaged.

1st try hai ta .
thanks. haa haa

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:D bhaechha lol thanks camo

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Also to generate, this:

HTML

do the following:

I have a little knowledge in web page designing, but I didn't know all that HTML codes work here. :)

you are welcome Slackdemic and Tyra.

Tyra, I think you didn't understand it clearly. If you had put < / b > after Thanks then it would close the bold command and haa haa would come normal.

Thank you, Camoand WorldMap