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dhniya 07-Feb-12 15:15:25            Login in to Rate this Post:     1       0         Liked by

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ओहो कलर चेन्ज -

जय राम जी कि धनिया - कुशल मंगल हेन त

के टास्यो फेरी केहि देखेन
imperfect harmony 07-Feb-12 15:20:44            Login in to Rate this Post:     2       0         Liked by
lau taremam hai sabai lai jhyamma layera..thupro din ko...nam linai alchi lago...wholesale ma haneko...
balla balla halka furad paiyo.....
sarbanik bhai ta thiyo thiyo...bahini pani po aayecha aile
bhakte dai le two=ten tasera gayechca....hami ni k kam...

Q. Prove that:- " PAPA = MAMA "?
Solution:- - 1) Art Student :- " Out of course / Syllabus, who cares? "
- 2) Commerce Student :- " Its a wrong question "
- 3) Medical Student :- " WTF, Its Impossible "
- 4) Engineering Student :- " Hmmmm...!!! Damn, simple as shit "

According to Newton's 2nd law -
F=ma ------- (1)

We know that,
Pressure (P) = Force (F) / Area (A)
i.e. P= F/A
=> F = PA ------- (2)

From equation (1) and (2), we get
PA = MA ---------- (3)

Now, squaring on both sides of equation (3)
PAPA = MAMA.
HENCE PROVED

NOTE : PROUD TO BE AN ENGINEER




pj17 07-Feb-12 15:24:41            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
tokla chiya khako da colour n mood dubai change bho turuntai
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लोल हारे
imperfect harmony 07-Feb-12 15:27:12            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
lili reloaded raicha bai...like handai basne....
serial 07-Feb-12 15:27:41            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
अहिले त कलर चेज भएर रेड भएछ - ब्लडी मेरी मिक्स खाको हो
dhniya 07-Feb-12 15:31:46            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
पर्नाम हजुरहरु

एक ठो गाना पसंद आएथियो तो सइब् चौतारी लोगन पनि सुन्नुहुन्छ भनेछु त कामे करेछेन अरे सेरिअल दाजु ठिक कर्दिनुस न .
pj17 07-Feb-12 15:37:41            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
i dont drink sorry  tyo pani din ma aile ko time ma kasari khanuunii bloody mary.....  
serial 07-Feb-12 15:37:42            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
गाना आइराको छ धनिया - मैले मात्र हेर्न नमिल्ने हो
pj17 07-Feb-12 15:39:01            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
sabai le engineering wala jokes halshyo khohi journalist chainan ki k ho...
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ग्लास मा राख्ने अनि घुटु धुटु खाने

मैले ब्लडी मेरी को पो कुरा गरेको त - त्यसमा अरु अरु चिज मिलार खाउ भन्या हो  त
serial 07-Feb-12 15:40:08            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
Journalist chaina yehaa koi ni
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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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प्रियंका बरो मीठो बोलेछ स्यो लगाइके लास्टमे हामी पनि सिक्छु प्रियंका संग यस्तो बोल्न.   हुन्छ प्रियंका? सिकावुन्स्यो हमीलाई?
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serial 07-Feb-12 15:48:06            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
लोल प्रियंका लोल
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sure sure je je vannu cha bhanshyo ani last ma milayera shyo halshyo bhai halyo niii
serial 07-Feb-12 15:54:29            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
येसरी हो

धनिया स्यो
प्रियंका स्यो



bhakte dai 07-Feb-12 15:54:40            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
ठुल्दाईको रिसोच र डल्लेको कुरामा सोधौ   "कहते है प्यार का रिश्ता है जनम का रिश्ता
है जनम का जो ये रिश्ता तो बदलता क्यो है?"   

pj17 07-Feb-12 16:05:56            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
milena nii tesari haina

k cha bhana ko satha k cha bhanshyo

yestari milaishyo na
imperfect harmony 07-Feb-12 16:10:31            Login in to Rate this Post:     1       0         Liked by
lau E-day manaiyo aaja..

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……

When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away….Doctors say “Dekh lenge”

NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives…. ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom…

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined……..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time…

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets….. & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!!


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ये ये तेसरी पो गरिसिने मैले - मलाई थाहा नाभैबक्सेको रहेछ

अब चाही मलाई नि थाहा होइ बस्क्यो - दंग्ग नि होइबक्से म
pj17 07-Feb-12 16:37:26            Login in to Rate this Post:     0       0        
lol lahare da
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 हम् जिसे गुन्-गुना नही सक्ते 
बक्त ने येसा गीत क्यु गाया !!


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तारेमाम गाउले हरु

व्हाट'स अप
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मैं उन चार लोगों को एक मुद्दत से ढूँढ रहा हूँ, जिनको मेरी पर्सनल लाइफ में इतना इंटरेस्ट है कि घरवाले हमेशा बोलते हैं -
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