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Blog Type:: Humor
Tuesday, July 08, 2008 | [fix unicode]
 

I am building up a nation, a new and a developed nation. For this I am counting on my people. My people are uncorrupt and will do whatever it takes for the development of this new nation. This was something I wanted to do for a long time; and finally, the moment has arrived. I am going to be the pioneer for the development of this nation. I have enough qualification and experience to get the job done.

I sacrificed about 15 years of my career for the sake of this nation. In these 15 years, I was underground, in a jungle somewhere collecting unemployed people, with whose help I formed my own army. I basically gave them free training and their salary was a part of their loot (wealth forcefully snatched from the villagers of their own region). I however took the big balance of the loot. In the mean time I assured the looted villagers that the fight I was fighting for was actually for them. I also assured them that the loot would be given back to them. All they needed to do was to support me and work hard to earn it all over again. I am glad that they trusted me. After all, I am a trustable person.

As them villagers, I am not foolish. Seldom, out of nowhere I did a nice job, a heroic job indeed. I’d beat a bad guy and help the good one. But to show, that my authority still exists, I didn’t hand them over to the police. Instead, I punished them (if they did not give me the asked funds). Doing this I was signaling the police to back off or DO NOT INTERFARE!!

I am aware of the other political forces in this nation but I am better than them. My superiority is my 15 years. In those 15 years I struggled hard. I made money, built my personal army and troubled and killed loads of innocent people. Doing this gave me an idea of the topography of my nation, and also helped me understand the needs of its fellow citizens. I can better understand this nation then any of you politician folks out there. And I can well prove it to you on the basis of my arms and army. If you still don’t trust me, feel free to ask the mafias out there. They’ll be more than happy to assure you about my capability.

Right now I am a superstar. I won the elections. It was not difficult at all to compassionate the uneducated fools out there. As for the educated ones, we re-educated them. The ones who did not understand, our army was ready to tutor them at their convenient times.

This is my prime time. I actually wanted to become the George Washington of my nation. I however changed my plans later; after the decision was made to give no power whatsoever to Mr. Washington. I am still in search for that rightful puppet (Washington) whose strings I plan to hold. I am also going to bring my army to nation’s power. They will happily serve the nation. In this way, no one will be able to stop me from being a dictator. I meant ‘The Prime Minister’.

These things are for sure going to happen; I am however in a dilemma for what to do about my promised development of this nation. I am pretty sure I cannot change the face of the nation. Well as time goes by, I hope my fellow citizens will understand that this nation cannot be changed. I have a dream, a dream when all the boys and girls and men and women of this nation will be aware that the fate of this nation has been cursed and cannot be fixed. I have another dream too. Being me, I deserve another dream. I dream nobody ever realizing, ‘All I ever wanted was Power, Money and Fame’.”

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