1. "sojoketo ain't find any variances between the jerk like bond bragging about english."
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Subtitles please!

2. sojoketo only cares about $$ which he have.-- have हैन has हुन्छ . (let's forget about comma after $$)
3. u हैन You हुन्छ
४. जेम्स बोंद MI7 हैन MI6 हो. The secret intelligence service is also known as Military Intelligence, Section 6 and hence MI6 (not Mission Impossible 6) His code number is 007 though.

जय श्री कृष्ण!