Ritthey= Rickey (mafia wannabe)
Kool Bahadur= Cool (Teen wannabe)
Deepak=D'Pac (rapper wannabe)
Jaya=Jay ( queer wanna be JK ;)
Ram=Ram (Like Dodge Ram )
Shyam=Sam ( Pakistani store owner wannabe lol)
Samsher=Some Share ( Not the tiger, not they even share)
Sandeep=San Deep ( some deep sh"t)
Santosh=Santos ( Mexican wannabe)
Avishek=Abby Shake ( he married abby for greencard)
Hari=Harry ( oh hairy )
Bal=Ball ( add 's' to it to make it interesting)
Krishna=Kris ( u got that one)