I (F1) started feeling like I’m Sunny Deol as soon as I got into the plane, little aged going back home from US after a decade to get married with the girl that my parents looked for. But I also had a feeling that girl might have a handsome boyfriend like Ranbir Kapoor or whoever... & she has agreed to marry me because to protect her family values & stuff. I was thinking maybe she still holds eternal love for Ranbir Kapoor whom she had been dating for god knows how long? So here I come Kathmandu & was excited to go and meet her. I went to see her and no surprise I was right. I couldn't find the affectionate eyes for me. So I asked her if she is doing it under family pressure, but she denied it. So we went on couple of dates but I didn’t find the connection or the chemistry. So I started researching if Ranbir Kapoor really exists? My null hypothesis would be there is no Ranbir Kapoor. But sadly, I had to reject the null. So found out about this dude  & he is in the band, loved this girl, has a bike, (who doesn’t these days in Nepal?) very romantic, stylish, shoulder length hair, wears Christian audigier(made in china) & I looked at myself, I wear khaki pant with polo shirt tucked in, wear spectacles which add 5 yrs to my life. Then, I started thinking, they make great couple both are young & restless, seems happy together. So I told my mom that this ain't working. She is great girl and he is a great guy. I shouldn't do this. Then I went to her parents talked about it and told them that y'all (my fake texas accent) need to do this for your daughter; not for you & me. I requested them to have them engaged. They weren't happy at first but agreed later on. They were then engaged, I went to the ceremony because we all are somewhat related. Now the Ranbir Kapoor is a big fan of me. He has a high respects and regards for me. Before he will ask for me to be his best man, I changed my flight to earlier date so that I can get the hell out of there. In those times, I kind of started feeling for the girl. Oh my god, her eyes, her lips, her hair... & what else. The first time I saw her, I was impressed, excited, even blushed (lol on this one) & immediately fell in love right then (seriously??). So everything fell apart, heartbroken & sad. Here comes the date of flight back to US. Ranbir Kapoor & herself wanted to drop me off at airport & told me how much they appreciated me. I told them that I don't like to see many people at airport for seeing me off because I really get sad. So the day at airport my mom cried like crazy. I couldn't hold back, cried but somehow hold my tears & told her, “mom, someone somewhere is made for me.” (Really??) Here I go off to the Jet, sat on my window seat & looked outside through the window; heart became heavy, dropped some tears, then I took a deep breath & said WTF!! Somebody next to me nudged me & said “what happened, Budha?” I looked at her like crazy, got confused & soon realized that she is my brand new wife (F2) whom I just married & we are off to the States!!

I hated that flight from Narita-Minneapolis, so f**kin’ long!!

Regards,

Mangale

p.s. Please do not look for any literary work at Mangale’s stuff & sadly, I ran out of my monologues!