If you are Patel and if you don’t own a motel then the probabilities high that that you own a gas station.

If your name is Gandhi then most certainly u are a dhoti.

In fact, if you are a dhoti or a Chinese then most certainly you are a parasite. You are like termite on wood that would eat up someone’s house entirely, without them knowing till very late. In other words, you are like cancer that can’t be diagnosed till the third stage.