another one here ... A trucker stops and a truck stop and tells the man at the front that he wants a room for the night, a bottle of Tequila, and the best hooker that he’s got. The man tells him that they have a room, they have Tequila, but all of the hookers are booked up for the night. The man then tells the trucker, however, that he does have a chicken and that this chicken is better than any piece of a$$ that he’s ever got. The trucker says that he’s got to f*ck something so he reluctantly takes the chicken. He goes up to his room, kills the Tequila, and starts f*cking the chicken. The chicken is so good that the trucker f*cks the hell out of it all night. A few weeks later the same trucker stops back by the same truck stop and tells the man that he wants a room for the night, a bottle of Tequila, and the best chicken that he’s got. The man proceeds to tell the trucker that all the rooms are booked, they are out of Tequila, and all the chickens are dead. The man then tells the trucker that they do have a couple of hookers f*ckin a midget and a donkey up in room 18 and there are a group of people in room 19 watching them through peepholes. The trucker says that if that is all he’s got then he’ll take it. The man says alright, but I’ve got to warn you, it’s pretty wild. The trucker goes up to room 19 and starts watching through his peephole and after about 15 minutes he looks to the guy watching through the peephole next to him and says, Man! This is pretty wild! The guy looks up and says, This ain’t sh*t. You should have been here about a month ago. They had a guy f*ckin the hell out of a chicken.