I was cashing check at bank , someone asked to another customer are you going to join 4th of July parade ?
He answered: ,Yes I am invited and sitting next to Ivanka.
Lucky you, do not do monkey business, keep your hands off from her groans.
He answers back , that privileges goes to president Trump only, I am just focusing on him.
The other guy says : what do you mean?
He replies back: I wanted to see if he looks army dressed Orangutan or not.
Some one added, of course, he will look like an orangutan standing as a penguin.