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Posted on 02-15-09 5:35 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
 days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
 study. days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
 days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
 days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly &
 eat)-means 30days. days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
 days left 81.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
 days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6
 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
 Balance days 0

 "How can a student pass ?????"


 
Posted on 02-15-09 9:22 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOOK AT YOUR NAME FIRST!


HOW CAN STUDENT EVEN CONCENTRATE WITH YOUR NAME LIKE THAT!


 


LMAO!!!


HAHAHA


 
Posted on 02-15-09 10:18 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
 days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
 study. days left 263.

considering sundays' that fall in those 50 days

correction: days left = 365-50-52+7=270


3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
 days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
 days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly &
 eat)-means 30days. days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
 days left 81.

days remaining after considering 3,4,5 &6 = (12*270)/24= 135

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
 days left 46.

days left:= 135-35 = 100

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6
 days.

100-40 = 60

9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3.

60-3= 57

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.

57-2= 55

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"

 Balance days 0

55-1= 54

 "How can a student pass ?????"

54 days of hardcore reading is  more than enough.


 
Posted on 02-15-09 1:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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lol craze. 54 days of hardcore should be enough ;) cuz apparently these guys who goto indian consultancies do just that ; cram everything into their brain at once. And they get good jobs too.. hehe
 
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