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Posted on 06-06-08 3:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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When God gave out brains,

I thought He said trains,

And I said I'd take the next one.



When God gave out looks,

I thought He said books,

And I didn't want any.



When God gave out noses,

I thought He said roses,

And I ordered a big one.



When God gave out legs,

I thought He said kegs,

So I ordered two fat ones.



When God gave out ears,

I thought He said beers,

So I ordered two long ones.



When God gave out chins,

I thought He said gins,

So I said, "Give me a double."



God, am I a mess!!
 
Posted on 06-06-08 3:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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God indeed tried to replace your defective ears
but you opted for beers

"
When God gave out ears,

I thought He said beers,

So I ordered two long ones.
"

Now hopefully your insurance covers them while swapping for a right-sized and keen set of ears.



 
Posted on 06-06-08 4:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nice one OcRam

 
Posted on 06-06-08 6:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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do you look like this OC bro? hehe


 
Posted on 06-06-08 7:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ehehehehe....nice bro,i like this..here is another:

When God gave out Sajha

I thought He said Ganza,

So, I smoked all night.

 

God, I am so high..ehehehehe

-zee tana bro


 
Posted on 06-06-08 10:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 06-11-08 10:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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superbe Gwanch

 
Posted on 06-11-08 12:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Niceeeee OcRam   cute rosey nose gwanch ehehehe 


 


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