Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

hehehe very funny lurey

Don't fool the unmarried folks. I was married last year and the life is better than before. While I agree the humor of the above before and after marriage stuff, life doesn't go as pointed out. Some freaking retarded and can't-go-along people will have this problem. Guys be positive thinker in your life.