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Posted on 04-14-07 12:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thermos?

Birat was looking at a thermos in a store when the sales girl walked upto him and asked, 'May I help you with anything, sir?'
'Yes! What is that?'
'Why, that's a thermos!'
'What does it do?'
'It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!'
'I'll take it,' said Santa.
The next day Birat went to work carrying this thermos. His co-workers asked him what he was carrying.
'It's a thermos.'
'What does it do?'
'It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!'
'So what have you got in it?'
'An icecream and a cup of coffee.'
 
Posted on 04-14-07 12:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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At....

At 18 a lady is a football, 22 men after her.
At 28 a lady is a Basketball, 10 men after her.
At 38 a lady is a Golf ball, 1 man after her.
At 48 a lady is a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
 
Posted on 04-14-07 12:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Some thing about computers


1. Home is where you hang your @
2. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
3. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
4. Great groups from little icons grow.
5. C:\ is the root of all directories.
6. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
7. Too many clicks spoil the browse..
8. A chat has nine lives.
9. Don't byte off more than you can view.
10. Fax is stranger than fiction.
11. What boots up must come down.
12. Windows will never cease.


13. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
14. There's no place like http://www.home.com
15. Know what to expect before you connect.
 
Posted on 04-14-07 12:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Show him your card

Romesh challenged the stranger entering his farmland.
With an air of great importance the visitor produced his card
and remarked:
'I am a government inspector and am entitled to inspect your farm.'


Sometime later Romesh saw the inspector running for all he was worth to get away from a bull that was chasing him.

Leaning over the fence Banta shouted:
"Show him your card, mister—show him your card.'
 
Posted on 04-14-07 12:56 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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SOME MORE SAATHI.HAPPY NEW YEAR
 
Posted on 04-14-07 1:58 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nepalisathi, there is something in your jokes that is funnier than joke.
You tried to change the names of the casts in your joke, but not all the way. That's funny.
Your have Birat in the first joke, and later on you call it santa which infact was a joke form santabanta. Your second joke have romesh written in it. How come Banta come over there later?????
Final Whistle
 
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Posted on 11-04-20 9:31 AM     [Snapshot: 2319]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jokes on the joker for changing names of the character lol
 


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