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i have collected some mathematical jokes i hope u will enjoy this...
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS







Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




____________ _________ _________




OFFICE ARITHMETIC







Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime




____________ _________ ________







SHOPPING MATH







A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

 
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http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Romance_Mathematics.html
 
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A Chinese was selling DVDs in a footpath: "Ladies and gentleman, if you buy 10 of these dvd, i'll give you 10% off. If you buy 20, i'll give you 20%. If you buy 30,i'll give you ......" A man interrupts him and says, "Pack me 100 of them please!!"...
 

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