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Posted on 08-14-06 8:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Chuttai - Exclusive Wife

"Hello"
"Deep?"
"Yeah..." Not sure ko ho ko...

मन नै मन छन यो मन भरी
मडारिन्छन् दिन् रात् आँधि सरी
तिमी नै तिमी हरेक मनका मन् भरी
आफ्नै मनमा एक्लिन्छु घरी घरी
मन नै मन छन यो मन भरी
तिमीनै तिमी हरेक् मनका मन् भरी---

"Supari?---daaka sale kaile anmaris?"
hahahaha kaslai lekhya re tyo taile Deep?

Hya----ye Suapri, when did you come?
Ma ta hijo aa ni---

"Deep, do you remember you wrote a letter, where this kabita was included, to ----you know whom-- in my house---back in the day? You, Bange, and I all read the letter and
Bange also gave you some suggestions....."

"Well, how can I forget that? But it was you who suggested I also embed a
kabita there --- but how did you remember that kabita?"

" talai tyo letter feri chabel gaikana letter pad kinera lyayera
tyasma nasari bhayena ni--- ani original with bunch of corrections chai
mai ka chhodichhas --- katti barsha pachhi--- ta yata aaisakya
thiyis ----maile bhete ---ani I kept it --- ahile samma ni chha --- ani
yaha aaune bhaye pachhi maile euta kagajma sarera lyako yo tero kabita
chai---" supari explained.

दस क्लासमा हुँदा लेख्या यार त्यो कबिता.....I went back to those days I
hated then but love now.

"The letter with that kabita was lucky, hain ta Deep?"

" Khai ke lucky? You know what happened...." I said.
Yes, the letter was lucky in a sense that it was accepted and honored
but ---

I wanted to change the topic...

Bange told me you were coming....aadharaata phone garera supari
aaudaichha bhanthyo-

"ho, Bangele dya ho tero phone number malai"

"How is bange, supari?"

"Ustai chha yaar...hawa---ke bhanne"

"Ani, How is Twak? "
Twak is doing great ---Twakko masti chha tanna gaath kama chha..."

Bange was complaining that you don't take him tero gharma achel---

Hya---tyo bangya kura sunera hunchha?--- gharma aayo bhane jadai jadaina
yaar---ke garni?

ke garera basi ranchha ta? I asked but I remember bangele bhanya
supariko swasni kya ramri chha ja heryo tyai aakha adkinchha---

Aakas paatal jodera baschha ni--- Supari said and continued---

"It was raining --- pouring one evening-I was with my wife looking for a
taxi to come home---त्याँ पुतलिसडकमा नचाइने बेलामा ट्याक्सि फाला फाल ---चाइने बेलाँ एउटै छैन--- एउटा ट्याक्सि आयो कि सप्पैले
छोप्ने---बल्ल बल्ल् एउटा रोकेर है छिट् छिटो म एका तिर बाट
मेरो बुढि अर्को तिर बाट चडिम् ट्याक्सिमा --hai ani out of nowhere Bange
also got in the taxi from my wife's side scarring the hell out of me,
and my wife. Jhannai mukhbata hamile tyo bela japne harinamharu
niskya---bange ke bhanchha aba eutai thauma jane bekarma duita taxi kina
rokni taxiko kami bhaira bela ?--- kati bela dekhi hamile taxi rokaula
ra chadaula bhanera basi ra re chha---taxima mero swasnilai latte dya
dei telle katti chup lag bhanni ---"


Bangele swasni lagdaela bhanera dar lagchha ki keho talai---I asked
laughing.

Since Supari didn't say anything just laughed at my question, I kept on
going "Supari, taile tara srimatilai suhagraata nam sodhera chai borai
garya ho ni --- "

"Hya --- tyo bangelai feri kehi bhannai hunna --- sappailai sunaunai
hatar---wah bhane byako bholi palta byanai aaipugya thyo hijo raati ke
bho sodhna -aba ke huni kei na kei bhanera bhako kuro bhandi---" Supari
ta jharkiula jasto garchha.

Je bhaye ni hai supari aba sabai bya sya geri sakesi aadharaata nam
sodh.dini ta bhayena ni---

Chup lag, bhate--- Supari said.

"Bangele jaad chhodyo re ni ---ho?" I asked.

"Chhodchha ni---byan chhodchha saajh tira samatchha-" Supari proved
Bange, who had recently told me he quit twat, wrong.

I would believe supari over bange any day.

Twat ta chhodya rainchha. Churot ta jhan ke chhodyo hola ra? I said.
Churot re? Paye je pani tanchha bange....bata falya thuto tannna chai
tara chhodyo telle --- Supari laughed.

---twat ta aba Bangele chhodne tyastai ustai ho ---Suapri said.

"Why don't you guys talk to him? Samjhauna pardaina bangelai?"

Uslai samjhauna tyasko gharma gayo bhane hamlai samet tilla parera
pathaidinchha---ke bhanni---nakhau bhane ni thari thari ka chhan tyaska
---chakhda chakhdai lagi sakchha---asti ta twat lage si "aaija last
amerikan vargin" heram bhanchha---ke bhanni--


Baange was saying you got a really beautiful wife --- maile jiskaye
suparilai.

Bangelai sappaiko swasni ramro lagchha, you know that---

"Deep, Do you still remember the conversation we used to have barsau
agadi about hamro ko sanga bya hunchha hola --- hamro swasniharu aile ke
gardai holan---that kind of stuff--? "

Well, I remember you once said you like Twakya baini tyo pani twak kai agadi, and how Twak pinned you against the wall in Bishalnagar ---tyo Basanta samserko
parkhala..."

Jaadko surma hai niskihalechha bhanya---you know it was the fault of
Bangya raksi---ke ke raksi lyauthyo lauthyo ni hai tyo bauko chorera---
tyo din ni tyai alikati kha ho ---kada re chha--- jhurai bho ni --- twak
did not talk to me for days----tara tyo Twakko baini ramri thiyina
bhanta? Supari asked me after blaming Bangya's raksi for his feelings towards twak ko baini.

Malai ni bhusukkai ramri lagthyo ni---katti choti ta Twak na bha mauka
parera Twaklai bolauna ga chhu ma tesko gharma ke ni----ye
sachhi---tyasko bya bho? sodhnai paryo.

Kasko? Supari sounded confused.
“Kasko ni aba tyai Twakya baini ko”

"You bet---dui dui ta bhanja chhan aile ta..."

Bhanja re?

Ani ke ta? Recently, I saw her at sarsotithan --- she was there with her
kids --- musukka hasi hai ---"la mamalai namaste gara ---- " bhanchhe
ba! Ketketi lai ta.---ek ek wata chaklet kinde --- ke garni?

He then added another topic on his own "Deep, talai neetale sodhdai
thiyi --- ma yaha aauna la bhandya thiye"
Ko Neeta?
Ko neeta ni aba?
Aile samma neeta chai tyai chhe?
Kina? Ka jawos ta --- maiti ti chha---
Maiti re?
Ani ke ta?
What was she asking about me for?
Tyasko ni euta chhoro chha---mama chinauna hola ni---ha ha ha ! Supari
laughed his patented haso sarkela jasto garera---
'Tyo ta kunni---baru malai bhettaye bhutyaula bhanera hola ---"I said.

La hera katako kura kata puge chha -Ye Deep---do you remember Tyastai
once when we were talking about bya and swasni stuff, Bange said, "ma ta
bya nagarni---"

Yeah, I do...I know what supari was getting at...I also went back in
time---

Pujariko mukhbata bhagwanko naam nikya jasto ketiharuka nam niskinthe
Bangya mukhbata ---He used to reserve lead actress in every movie we saw
in Jay Nepal Hall for himself. We had to setlle for side heroni or some other dancing
extras nabhaye bhanabhan parthyo---Once we were watching some dharmik movie in Jay Nepal and Bange thundered from a third class seat staring at Bishnu sangai sesh naagma baseki Laxmi
"yo laxmi lai paye ta ma ailei bya gardinchhu"
tyastale bya nagarni bhanya sunda achamma ta lagni nai bho-

"Kina bya nagarni bichar garis ta ye Bange? ki baulais?" We all pushed him for the answer.


Timiharu sabaile bya garni haina ta? Bange asked us standing next to
panchedahara ganesh smoking a yak churot thuto he found right there ----

Nagarni ta kurai chhaina ni---hamle ekswarma bhanim..tyai thutuko lagi
haat pasardai – yei ganeshle bhasma garni ho bya Twak stressed.

Swiiiya churot tanera dhwa naakbata nikaldai Bangele serious bhayera
bhanyo---

"timiharusabaiko swasni bhaye pachhi malai pugi halyo ni ---- kina
chaiyo chhuttai?"


 
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Posted on 08-14-06 9:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ho ta, kina chaiyo chhuttai pheri? wow. perfect narration in slang Nepali!!
 
Posted on 08-15-06 1:00 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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interesting deep dai...hajurko narration khatara la!! u reminded me of one of my frens who always used to say..."hya aba tyo sanga j thiyo thiyo....sakkisakyo k...bholi tellai ekdin bato ma bhetincha duuita kta kti sangai ani usle 'mamalai namaste gara ta' bhanera bhanche ani maile pani eso formality pura garejasto garera paach rupiya ko choco five kindinuparcha...khas bhanne ho bhane tetikhera jhan mahango parla...ahile po choco 5 le huncha...pachi ta kati mahango parne chocolate hunchan hola..." hahaha...thx deep dai!

nk
 
Posted on 08-15-06 6:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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सुपारी लाटाले बुढीलाई अम्रिका छिट्टै झिकाउँदै छ कि छैन? नत्र त बांगे जाँठाले बिताउला जस्तो छ।
 
Posted on 08-15-06 6:41 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Deep or watever!,

R u sum_off???
 
Posted on 08-15-06 7:55 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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दिप दाइ जदौ गरेँ!!!
धन्य भए प्रभु हजुरको कथा सुनेर!!!।।।:०डि
अरु नि पढ्न पाम चाँडै!!!...:०)
 
Posted on 08-15-06 7:58 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahahahahah it is so hilarious Deep, chiya nai sarkyo, ekdam ramro chha, you are a great writer. .......khai keyboard safa garnu paryo aba.....
 
Posted on 08-15-06 8:14 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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बिहान बिहानै दीप दाई को कथा पढ्न पा'को, दिन नै बन्यो
 
Posted on 08-15-06 10:26 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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हा हा हा बाङ्गे त ड्यान्जर भन्दा पनि खतरा रहेछ!
 
Posted on 08-15-06 1:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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दिपजी "नमस्कार" है, भन्न कर नै लाग्यो ! बाङ्गे महिमा र हजुर को बृतान्त !
जय होस् !
 
Posted on 08-15-06 2:58 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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deep bro ra supari bro haru ta bange vanda khatra rahicha. saathi ko bahini lai attempt garni ajhai sathi lai nai siddhai vanera haha ha ha ha ha bichara twanke!

pleasure to read bro thanks.
 
Posted on 08-16-06 8:26 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks to all of you for stopping by.
 
Posted on 08-16-06 9:59 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good one, Deep. Sir, can I have some more? (Oliver Twist le bhaneko jastai)
 
Posted on 08-16-06 11:54 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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deep sir, aba sangai twaant ladawuni bhandaima bangey lay Mahabharat thanecha. bichara bangey ni sojhai raicha rey kya...

testa katha haru mera ni chhan ..kunnai din okalamla phursad milayera........tasam hai tasam bela bela
 
Posted on 08-16-06 4:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ha Ha
Deep bro, just can't stop laughing. Anyway, may Supari be aware of Bange.
 
Posted on 08-16-06 9:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Deep bro!!

Nice narration!! It's Hillarious!!! ha ha ha!!!

Remembered my old days....!!!

Thanx! :-)
 
Posted on 08-16-06 9:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey gys did u know some nepalese gys from new york had a car accident in vermont, two died & one of them is crtical condition, try to find out the person
 
Posted on 08-17-06 12:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Deep Ji,
I was a silent reader of your stories, could not be silent anymore :)
This is hilarious. Keep it up.
 
Posted on 08-17-06 4:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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म फुरुङ्ग परें। नमरी बाँचे कालले साँचे फेरी लेखम्ला के रे।

अभिबादन्।
 
Posted on 08-18-06 10:03 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Deep. Maja ayo. Good write-up. The title could have been sharepened more, but then again you have your own style.
Keep the flow going, I have hit a writers block.
 
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